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I just droppedalmost my entire salaryon a Dyson V12 💀yes.tha..

I just dropped

almost my entire salary

on a Dyson V12 💀

yes.

that overpriced, overachieving,

sci-fi laser-shooting

cleaning wand of the gods

😮‍💨🫧

am I:

Secretary on Her Break 😘 #officeroutine ❣️

Secretary on Her Break 😘 #officeroutine ❣️

Just Me & My Desk… #officeroutine ❣️

Just Me & My Desk… #officeroutine ❣️

Taking Notes… Or Taking You? #officeroutine ❣️

Taking Notes… Or Taking You? #officeroutine ❣️

Would you spank your secretary? #officeroutine ❣️

Would you spank your secretary? #officeroutine ❣️

Tell me what you'd do if I worked for you… #officeroutine ❣️

Tell me what you'd do if I worked for you… #officeroutine ❣️

Comment if you want me to stay late 😉#officeroutine❣️

Comment if you want me to stay late 😉

#officeroutine❣️

just got home after 3 HOURS in a vet queue 😩for poor Homa's ..

just got home after 3 HOURS in a vet queue 😩
for poor Homa's vaccination 🐈‍⬛💉

and guess what? it was 90% DOGS 🐕🐕🐕
homa was trapped in his box like
"👀👀 get these barking giants away from me, woman!"
he legit turned into a loaf of nerves every time a pupper sniffed his box 😭

sooo now we’re both exhausted
but he's finally fed & purring like a little motor 💞
I gave him a royal portion of food 🍗✨ because he earned it
(also to bribe him into loving me again after the betrayal of the vet visit) 😅

we’re in bed now, cuddled up…
and i could really use a fun chat to chill before I pass out
anyone up for keeping me company? 🫣

I have a BRILLIANT (or completely mad?) idea for a new photo..

I have a BRILLIANT (or completely mad?) idea for a new photo shoot 💡🔥

buttttt... there's a tiny little problem 👀

🚫 no photographer

✅ just me, my idea... and Homa staring like i lost my mind again

sooo now i'm just patiently waiting for my friend to come help

(by patiently i mean: texting her every 5 min like “WHERE R U I NEED TO SLAY”) 🫠

✨✨

but while we wait…

what do you think i’m planning this time? 😏

drop your wildest guess below. if someone’s close, maybe i’ll leak a tiny hint... or a toe 🦶🏼😹

Me, catching up on this Diddy court mess like:face tight, te..

Me, catching up on this Diddy court mess like:

face tight, tea cold, cat judging me from across the room

Not even halfway through the article and I already need a yoga session, chamomile 🫣

How are we supposed to process this much drama on a Tuesday??

the weather said: “stockings + short skirt = chaos” 😈and I n..

the weather said: “stockings + short skirt = chaos” 😈
and I never disobey Mother Nature 😇💅

today I walked into the office like a walking HR violation—
skirt too short, legs too smooth, stockings too shiny…
and oops, I dropped my pen again 🤷‍♀️

if you were my boss, would you (choose wisely, boss 😌):

sooo... guess who's crashing at my place next week? 😅she use..

sooo... guess who's crashing at my place next week? 😅
she used to be a porn model (I KNOW right lol)
she’s flying in from Greece with her sexy stories
should I take a pic with her & ask if you’ve seen her somewhere... naughty? 😏
or will you pretend you “don’t watch that stuff”? 😂😂
stay tuned, I’m not ready either lmao

just bought new shortsthought they were cuteturned around…🍑😳..

just bought new shorts
thought they were cute
turned around…
🍑😳 SURPRISE!!

they forgot to add the back 😭

Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it ..

Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it might’ve been legally classified as a belt 😇💅

Felt cute. Legs out. Attitude on “come closer and find out.”

Caught some guy practically doing math with his eyes, trying to calculate the angle to catch a glimpse under my skirt 📐👀

He squinted like it was a rare Pokémon hiding under there.

Little did he know…

NO panties today.

Nada. Zero. Zilch. 🫠

The man was out there solving trigonometry for a prize that didn’t exist.

Poor guy looked like he just lost a bet with the universe 😂

Dear Diary… or maybe… FBI?So, I was watching this Netflix do..

Dear Diary… or maybe… FBI?

So, I was watching this Netflix documentary about QuadrigaCX — yeah, that insane crypto exchange where the founder, Jerry, mysteriously “died” and poof — $160 million vanished like my will to cook after a long day.

Anyway, plot twist — hackers dug into Jerry’s past and discovered he had a secret scammer alias online: Murdoch. Sounds like a villain straight out of a Marvel B-list, right?

Here’s the part that made me drop my tea:
Back in the day — around the same time this Murdoch was out there doing his sneaky business — I was streaming on a certain platform. You know, good vibes, cute outfits, dancing around like no one was watching (except a few thousand people were).

And guess what?
There was a MASSIVE gifter on that platform… nickname?
Murdoch.
The same. Freaking. Name.

Now listen, I’m not saying I flirted with a crypto criminal, but I’m also not not saying that a guy who allegedly stole millions might’ve dropped a few coins on my stream. Just imagine: he’s out there laundering crypto… and tipping streamers like,
“Here’s $500, babe, you earned it. Also, oops, just deleted a blockchain.”

Wild world we live in.

Anyway, if you’re reading this, Murdoch… thanks for the tips? And also, please don’t come back from the dead.

Sincerely,
A girl who might've unknowingly danced for one of the greatest scammers of our time.

Just watched a movie called Baby Girl with Nicole Kidman… an..

Just watched a movie called Baby Girl with Nicole Kidman… and wow.
It was something new for me—because guess what?
There was a dominant man in it. A real one.
And to be honest? I’ve never had that.
Most of my guys always wanted me to be the boss.
(Which, let’s be real, I don’t mind… but still.)

What really got me was how Nicole’s character was afraid to open up about what she really wanted.
And that hit me.
Nobody should be afraid to speak up about their desires.
Not in real life. Not in the bedroom. Never.

So let me be clear with you:
I’m open.
Open to your fetishes, your fantasies, your wildest thoughts.
Want to talk about something? Text me.
Want to tell me your kink in a poem? Do it.
Draw it.
Send a voice note while hiding under your blanket—I don’t care.
I just want to know what makes you tick.

Let’s create our own little world—where nothing is too strange and no pleasure is too taboo.

Let’s explore. Together.

– Yours (sometimes dominant, sometimes not),
J.

Just ordered a whole army of new black stockings & pantyhose..

Just ordered a whole army of new black stockings & pantyhose. The delivery guy probably thinks I have 10 legs. 🖤😏
Next week = fresh content drop.
Prepare yourselves, it's gonna be leg-endary! 😜🦵✨

💋 Finally Did It. The Red Heels and Honey... It Was EVERYTHI..

💋 Finally Did It. The Red Heels and Honey... It Was EVERYTHING.

Slipped into my new red high heels like Cinderella but with way more attitude.

Walked around my apartment like it was the Victoria’s Secret runway. Kitchen? Runway. Bathroom? Also runway.

Took the shots myself. Just me, my camera, and a Bluetooth button I nearly lost down the couch.

Felt hot. Like, "step on me" energy hot.

Homa (my cat) judged me the entire time. He doesn’t get it. He wears fur.

Confidence level: 100/10. These heels don’t just click — they SLAY.

Red is no longer a color. It's a warning: "I'm coming and I look GOOD."

Just wanted to say a big fat THANK YOU for being here with m..

Just wanted to say a big fat THANK YOU for being here with me 💌

Since landing on OnlyFans, I’ve found not just awesome supporters, but some real gems of friends... and let’s be honest, sometimes a little extra too 😏💥

Because of you, my furball Homa (yes, HE’s the boss around here) has been munching on the finest gourmet cat food like he owns the place 🐾👑 Meanwhile, I’m over here eating noodles — priorities, right? 😂

Wishing you all a ridiculously good day — full of smiles, fun, and maybe a little mischief too! 😈

Big hugs & purrs,

me + the overfed king 🐈‍⬛❤️

Okay, storytime 😬Today I bravely marched into the dentist’s ..

Okay, storytime 😬
Today I bravely marched into the dentist’s office, ready for a simple teeth cleaning 🪥✨… and somehow left with an appointment to the orthodontist. Plot twist, right?

Apparently, my teeth decided to live their own life and ignore the braces I wore as a teenager (betrayal level: MAX 🥲). So now, here I am, staring into the abyss thinking…
BRACES. AGAIN.
Just call me "Metal Barbie" 🦷✨🤣

And now I’m sitting here like:
Will you still love me when I’m clinking like a wind chime every time I talk? 😂
Or should I start perfecting my “mysterious no-teeth smile” like this 😏?

Anyway... perfect teeth or bust, baby. I’ll keep you posted – just don’t laugh too hard when I come back looking like a cute lil’ Terminator 🦾❤️

PS:
If I’m stuck eating soup and smoothies, you BETTER be spoiling me with sweet words and extra attention... or else I’m coming for YOU with these braces 😈😂

I filmed my very first ASMR video 🫣💋 It’s in the editing ro..

I filmed my very first ASMR video 🫣💋 It’s in the editing room now, but soon it’ll be sliding straight to you like whispers yesss daddy 🥴🎧

Oh! AND I just got myself some sexy new heels – white & red 🔥💃 I swear they are screaming for a fresh pedicure and some steamy feet content… You know, just for you foot lovers out there 😘👠

Big news! 🎤✨I just ordered a microphone for my ASMR videos—b..

Big news! 🎤✨

I just ordered a microphone for my ASMR videos—because whispering sweet nothings into my phone wasn’t cutting it. 😂 Now you’ll hear every little sound in HD: soft whispers, tingly tapping, and probably my cat knocking things over in the background. 🐱💥

What ASMR triggers do you love the most? 

It’s Women’s Day, but my good mood is mostly because… SUN! ☀..

It’s Women’s Day, but my good mood is mostly because… SUN! ☀️
Finally, I can step outside like a normal person and not like a walking cabbage. 🥬✨

The sun is shining, birds are singing, men are panic-buying the last tulips at the subway station – the perfect spring vibe!
Today is officially the day when I allow myself one more dessert, one more walk, and one more cup of tea in the park.

So if you're looking for me – I’m somewhere between the first spring flowers and another cappuccino. ☕🌷

Had a killer booty workout today—feeling that sweet burn in ..

Had a killer booty workout today—feeling that sweet burn in all the right places 😏🔥 Now curled up with Homa, watching a movie, and counting down the minutes until my sushi arrives…

Wish someone was here to feed me 🍣 and maybe give me a little post-workout massage 😉

How are you spending your evening? Any plans for us? 💋

Today, I watched a video and then went down a Reddit rabbit ..

Today, I watched a video and then went down a Reddit rabbit hole about Porta Parties Dubai. The video mentioned how a few years ago, this was only talked about in the darknet, but now it’s out in the open. Girls get $40-50K for a "party," but what they go through leaves them recovering from PTSD for years.

It’s wild how money blinds people. Some sell their time, some sell their soul. The real question is—how much of yourself are you willing to trade before there’s nothing left?

Do you remember the very first time you laid your thirsty ey..

Do you remember the very first time you laid your thirsty eyes on me? 👀✨ Where was it? What made you hit that "Follow" button? Be honest—was it my smile, my other assets, or just pure curiosity? 😏

Also, let’s talk business—do you think OnlyFans is here to stay, or is it gonna pull a Titanic and sink in a few years? 🚢💨 Will we be old and gray, still playing this game, or will we have to find new playgrounds? 🧐

Watching The Naked Gun for the 100th time. Still laughing li..

Watching The Naked Gun for the 100th time. Still laughing like an idiot.

Is this normal? Or am I just one broken brain cell away from losing it completely? 🤡

Either way, Leslie Nielsen remains undefeated.

✨ What Would You Choose? ✨Alright, my dear troublemakers, it..

✨ What Would You Choose? ✨

Alright, my dear troublemakers, it’s time for some serious decision-making. 📊😏 Your vote will shape the future… well, my future personality, at least. So, let’s get to it!

🤔 Who am I REALLY?
👑 A soft, delicate princess, waiting for her prince to sweep her off her feet? (Warning: I don’t do the helpless damsel thing, but I do enjoy being pampered.)
🔥 A wild, untamed lioness who takes what she wants and plays by her own rules? (Extra warning: If you pick this, you better be ready to run… or submit. 😏)

Choose wisely. Because I can purr… but I also bite. And scratch. And maybe steal your hoodie. 😼💋

What You Don’t Know About Me… 🤫Well, let’s play a little gam..

What You Don’t Know About Me… 🤫

Well, let’s play a little game… Here are some secrets you might not know about me. Some will make you laugh, some will make you raise an eyebrow, and some… well, let’s just say you’ll be thinking about them all night.

🩷 I actually love cleaning. It’s my version of therapy. Some people meditate—I scrub the sink until it shines and suddenly life makes sense. But cooking? Meh. Too much effort for one person. I’d rather just admire my spotless kitchen.
🩷 I watch documentaries about serial killers to relax. Nothing like a cozy evening with a blanket, some chocolate, and a deep dive into how NOT to get caught. 
🩷 I dream of living by the ocean—just a T-shirt, tiny shorts, and salty kisses from the waves… and maybe from someone else, too.
🩷 I have a guilty pleasure—watching all the juicy gossip about the British royal family. Every week, I grab some snacks, settle in, and dive into the latest scandals and drama. It’s my own little soap opera.
🩷 I have way too many stockings and pantyhose, and yet… I always want more. Can’t help it, they’re just too pretty!

Your turn—tell me something unexpected about YOU.

What I Value in a Man 🧐✨You know what’s sexy? A man with a b..

What I Value in a Man 🧐✨

You know what’s sexy? A man with a brain. 🧠🔥 Not just one that functions (that’s the bare minimum, guys), but one that thinks, analyzes, seduces with words, and makes me question life in the best way.

Then there’s charisma. Not to be confused with "loud and obnoxious." Charisma is that effortless confidence, the way he carries himself, the way he looks at me like he knows something I don’t... but I want to find out. 😏

And oh, the rare art of listening. If I catch a man actually remembering details about what I said last week? Immediate bonus points. If he brings up something I mentioned months ago? Sir, take my attention. You’ve earned it. 🎖️

Now, let’s talk power dynamics. Genuine dominance isn’t about being rude or bossy—it’s an art. A real master doesn’t demand respect; he evokes it effortlessly. There’s a fine line between commanding and just being an ass, and trust me, I can spot the difference.