mothqueenmythos

Re-Branding, brb.

Re-Branding, brb.

My husband keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter...

My husband keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

But I’m on a roll now.

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My husband asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to him. I s..

My husband asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to him.

I said maybe.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he..

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...you need t..

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...you need to let that mango.

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Thank you again to everyone who helped out with our rats' ve..

Thank you again to everyone who helped out with our rats' vet bills. Unfortunately Latte passed away tonight after a brief fight with her pituitary tumour.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.🤣🤣🤣

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You'r..

It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.'

You're still using fowl language.

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When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people h..

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome...

Now I know why people call you handsome.

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My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for thi..

My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for this one.

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My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.🤣🤣🤣

My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.

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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially be..

My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially because his name’s Steve.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged...

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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Purchase the full nude set complete with explicits! Or subsc..

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat i..

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We're closed.

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What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.🤣🤣🤣

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ.

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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can'..

Can a frog jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house can't jump.

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What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?An ele..

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An elevator.

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What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone g..

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Pockets.

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