I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
2024-12-18 06:30:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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Man, chokiing on sugar seems like the sweetest way to go!
Man, chokiing on sugar seems like the sweetest way to go!
2024-12-18 05:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostI removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faste..
I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
2024-12-18 04:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostMy mate told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 ..
My mate told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
2024-12-18 03:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I asked my dog how his day was he said it was woof
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was woof
2024-12-18 02:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostI make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
2024-12-18 01:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a shoe saleswoman until they gave me the boot
I used to be a shoe saleswoman until they gave me the boot
2024-12-18 00:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
2024-12-17 23:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostI should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, b..
I should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, but I was de-lighted.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
2024-12-17 21:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostA dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed f..
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
2024-12-17 20:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostHow do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
2024-12-17 19:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do they put fences around cementeries? Because people ar..
Why do they put fences around cementeries? Because people are dying to get in!
2024-12-17 18:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostMy mate tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't ..
My mate tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
2024-12-17 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all ..
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.
2024-12-17 15:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostI wear glasses during math because it improves division.
I wear glasses during math because it improves division.
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I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
2024-12-17 13:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostFor a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible..
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2024-12-17 06:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostA criminals best asset is his lie ability.
A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
2024-12-17 05:33:54 +0000 UTC View PostTwo antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Th..
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2024-12-17 04:31:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.
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She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
2024-12-17 02:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostMy new diet consists of aircraft, however its a bit plane.
My new diet consists of aircraft, however its a bit plane.
2024-12-17 01:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostA boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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2024-12-16 20:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post