

Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it might’ve been legally classified as a belt 😇💅
Felt cute. Legs out. Attitude on “come closer and find out.”
Caught some guy practically doing math with his eyes, trying to calculate the angle to catch a glimpse under my skirt 📐👀
He squinted like it was a rare Pokémon hiding under there.
Little did he know…
NO panties today.
Nada. Zero. Zilch. 🫠
The man was out there solving trigonometry for a prize that didn’t exist.
Poor guy looked like he just lost a bet with the universe 😂