My gf helped me deck myself out last night to be a sexy sass..
Added 2019-10-31 18:45:09 +0000 UTCMy gf helped me deck myself out last night to be a sexy sassy mermaid. I looked fucking awesome OK? You know what's not awesome tho is that I tore a tendon in my knee while I was dancing last night and now I can't fucking move it.
