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Atlanta Georgia Music, food and culture…not to mention the ..

Atlanta Georgia
Music, food and culture…not to mention the summers are hotter than satans taint !
There was a tiny hole in the wall restaurant called
Miss Edna’s downtown back in 05
Idk if it’s still open but if it is, you should go and get the pulled pork sandwiches.
I still dream of them to this day
Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Black Phillip blend

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No sale happening since February was an absolute disaster o..

No sale happening since February was an absolute
disaster of a month.
I mean, just an utter sh*t show !

Instead, enjoy the uncensored versions of Februarys
limited content release.
Think of it as a way of saying thank you
for all your continued Support.
We will accept any and all tips as they do help keep
The lights on here at Mister Coffee Studio

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Ah, nature The sounds of the natural world are like music a..

Ah, nature
The sounds of the natural world are like music
after being sick as hell for so damn long.
Oh sweet mother of mercy I was so sick !
Damn, anyway back to the point of
this post…
The Arcadia National park
Known as the crown jewel of Maine.
Come and see the beauty!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld jack
Reanimator blend

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I thank you all for your patience. Daddy is back, healthy, a..

I thank you all for your patience.
Daddy is back, healthy, and feelin his duty…
To please that booty !

Love y’all
Mister ☕️

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It’s been a rough month guys gals and non-binary pals. Your ..

It’s been a rough month guys gals and non-binary pals.
Your boy Mister Coffee is still sick and desperately attempting to recover.
The month of February is gonna be pretty lean in terms
Of content. So we will be back in March, but right now, I am NOT good.

Sorry about that.
Love yall
Mister ☕️

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Ah yes, after being laid low with a nasty virus there is onl..

Ah yes, after being laid low with a nasty virus there is only one place
To go that will heal the body AND the soul
The Taj Mahal
Built as a monument for one man’s love, how could you NOT feel
Inspired here ?

Todays cup of Joe
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Reanimator blend

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Oof…been sick, still sick, not in a great way right now. So ..

Oof…been sick, still sick, not in a great way right now.
So I promise I’ll deliver you more content when I am not near the hand of the grim reaper…

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As far as the eye can see, in the middle of no man’s land in..

As far as the eye can see, in the middle of no man’s land in New Mexico, right next to the Texas border is
The White Sands National Park

I legit have sand everywhere and a half.
OMG I am chaffing !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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So there was this cat I use to work with, just one of the be..

So there was this cat I use to work with, just one of the best dudes ever, and He told me one time,
“My friend, if you ever wish to see beauty and culture, eat good food and have men and woman who will make your toes curl in delight, then you must go to my home,”

That home would be the city of,
“Novi Sad” Located in Serbia.

He wasn’t wrong folks !!!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Ol scratch blend

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There is, a house, in New Orleans… Oh y’all know that song a..

There is, a house, in New Orleans…
Oh y’all know that song and I know you
Know where I am.
The beauty of The French Quarter is the way
Art, history, modernism and culture mixes in
A way that is unique to this singular place

Todays cup of Joe
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The Hessian blend

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Welcome back to the big apple and let’s go check out The mos..

Welcome back to the big apple and let’s go check out
The most expensive 800 some acres of real estate in the most expensive city in the US
CENTRAL PARK
Look, I feel I know every inch of this place.
The astronomical amount of episodes
of Law and Order Svu that
I’ve seen has basically made me something
of an expert.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Dear followers, I present to you The Acropolis of Athens I..

Dear followers,
I present to you
The Acropolis of Athens
It is the most complete ancient Greek monumental complex still existing in our times.
We’ve all seen Clash of the Titans
(Or one of its many knock offs and remakes)
So I know you know this place !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY ! I’m gonna handle it with grace and sophist..

ITS MY BIRTHDAY !
I’m gonna handle it with grace and sophistication and
Party like a BEAST!
If you feel like any presents
I’ll take tips
Pics and vids of
Boobs, ass, dicks or self fun time…just sayin. 😏

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One more day till my birthday ! I’m not happy about this…so ..

One more day till my birthday !
I’m not happy about this…so I’ve decided to check
Out the local retirement home.
It seems nice, smells funny though.

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Why is your boy in a graveyard ? Because I feel the ice cold..

Why is your boy in a graveyard ?
Because I feel the ice cold hand of mortality
Tightening as we inch closer and closer
to my birthday and at this point I’m just prepping
Myself for the inevitable!
2 more days…oof

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It’s the end of the month and you know what that means ! It..

It’s the end of the month and you know what that
means !
It’s time for the uncensored images of January!
Cum- I mean…come along as you experience the
World with the sexiest of daddies who love
their coffee !
All of January uncensored images (40 in total)
for only 6.99
A deal, a steal, a great way to start 2024

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Sometimes I go to places and I think to myself… “WTF am I do..

Sometimes I go to places and I think to myself…
“WTF am I doing here ?”
This is the Palermo Cathedral!
An important and historical holy place located,
Of course, in Palermo Sicily !
I sometimes wonder if I’m in trouble with the big guy.

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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Ok listen, If you have seen “Close encounters of the 3rd kin..

Ok listen,
If you have seen “Close encounters of the 3rd kind”
Then you know DAMN well where I am, if not
Then allow me to introduce you to
The Badlands National Park!

So damn beautiful!

Todays up of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
The Hessian blend

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Look, Let’s all be honest and agree that the American educat..

Look,
Let’s all be honest and agree that the American education system kinda sucks a little bit.
When I was taught of a little place known as
Helsinki, the capital of Finland, I had always been
Led to believe that I was going to be walking into a
Land of Vikings and snow and little fjords.
Truth of the matter is that Helsinki is a thriving and beautiful city, filled with culture, history and
People who were as friendly as they are beautiful.
(And oh my GAWD they are beautiful!)
Moral of the story guys, gals and non-binary pals,
Do some research before traveling and making
Assumptions.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Dagon blend

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Has anyone else here seen the old Syfy channel series Calle..

Has anyone else here seen the old Syfy channel series
Called “Defiance” ?
I loved that show ! Heartbroken when it got cancelled !
Because of my love for it I decided to visit a site very prominent within the series
The St Louis Arch

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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I don’t hang up a picture straight and I get yelled at 6 way..

I don’t hang up a picture straight and I get yelled at 6 ways to Sunday.
650 years ago someone doesn’t realize that the ground beneath the building they are working on is spongy and
Not good for building on, and results in a very obvious 4 degree lean and oh it’s “A national land mark”
That’s right folks
It’s the Leaning Tower of Pisa
And my anxiety and fear of sh*t falling hit high gear today !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Welcome to Paris France. Now if I have to explain where in p..

Welcome to Paris France.
Now if I have to explain where in particular I am in Paris, I swear to sweet baby Jeebus, I may catch a felony cause I slapped ya upside the head.
We all know what it is.
The good ol Eiffel Tower !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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While visiting in San Francisco, if you do a 180 while looki..

While visiting in San Francisco, if you do a 180 while looking at Alcatraz island, you can see yet ANOTHER
Famous site, the iconic Golden Gate Bridge.
Which has been the center of destruction in
Many an action film !
(Anyone else remember San Andreas ?)

Todays cup of Joe
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Mothman red eye blend

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Behind me, off the coast of San Francisco Bay is the maximum..

Behind me, off the coast of San Francisco Bay
is the maximum security prison known as
Alcatraz island
Often claimed by authorities to be impossible to
escape and not one inmate had EVER escaped
(Turns out that’s not true at all)
What you may not know is that Alcatraz means
“Pelican” in Spanish !
(If you get that reference, you and I are now best friends)

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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The Baths of Rome Heated public bath houses of Antiquity. A ..

The Baths of Rome
Heated public bath houses of Antiquity.
A marvel of engineering, considering the time and creativity behind finding a way to heat water that far back in the past.
Also…
Look, we can all agree that while they were probably
the single most unhygienic of places, ever,
of all time !
I am willing to put good money on the fact that when
It comes to sheer debauchery and fun, they
Probable made Club 54 look like a monastery !!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
High strangeness blend

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Now I know yall have seen at least ONE episode of Greys Anat..

Now I know yall have seen at least ONE episode of Greys Anatomy !
If you tell me you haven’t, I’m gonna call ya a liar !
So that being said, we all know the iconic
Space Needle
Located in beautiful Seattle Washington !

Cup of Joe of the day
Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator Blend

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This one is a little bit of a specialty trip for me Travel o..

This one is a little bit of a specialty trip for me
Travel on over to North Carolina and off the beaten track and you will find this lovely home/estate.
If you happen to be of a very specific age group you
Will IMMEDIATELY know it to be the site of the
O’Neil family farm
From the BEST film from a comic book…
The teenage mutant ninja turtles !
The 1990 version
The only good one !
I will be taking no questions on the subject.

Todays cup of Joe
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Bell witch Blend

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Cardiff Wales A location where the people are lovely, the f..

Cardiff Wales
A location where the people are lovely, the food is delicious, the accents are kinda hot and some of my favorite tv shows of all time were set here.
Doctor who
Torchwood
Being human

All of which get my seal of approval!
Also, yet ANOTHER city with a goddamn castle in the middle of town !
LOVE IT !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reptilian in the morning Blend

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Welcome to the big island of Hawaii! Land of beautiful beach..

Welcome to the big island of Hawaii!
Land of beautiful beaches, jungles, volcanoes and food unlike anywhere else on earth !
Also, home to a group of ppl who get f**ked over by tourists every damn day !
Do us all a favor if you go, respect the locals and respect the island, don’t be a tourist dickhead.

Todays cup of Joel
Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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Gibraltar. Once a part of Spain and now considered a “Briti..

Gibraltar.
Once a part of Spain and now considered a
“British overseas territory”
An incredibly important piece of real estate during
world war 2
Consisting of miles and miles of underground tunnels from the 18th century and 14th century Moor Castles as well as modern day cities that have been in a constant state reinvention!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Ol scratch blend

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