You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas..
You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree. 🎁
2022-12-24 05:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts. 😈
I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts. 😈
2022-12-24 01:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostYou’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning. 💦
You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning. 💦
2022-12-23 21:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get n..
Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty. 🍆
2022-12-23 17:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 👅
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 👅
2022-12-23 13:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe only package I want this Christmas is yours. 🎁
The only package I want this Christmas is yours. 🎁
2022-12-23 09:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night? 😈
What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night? 😈
2022-12-23 05:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostDid you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it loo..
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny. 💦
2022-12-23 01:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostYou looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid? 😉
You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid? 😉
2022-12-22 21:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; ..
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list. 💦
2022-12-22 17:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all t..
Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way. 🔔
2022-12-22 13:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. 🥺
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. 🥺
2022-12-22 05:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostEver do it in a sleigh? Do you want to? 💦
Ever do it in a sleigh? Do you want to? 💦
2022-12-22 01:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. 😈
Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. 😈
2022-12-21 21:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostI just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place ..
I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out? 💋
2022-12-21 17:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostI could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department b..
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl. 😜
2022-12-21 13:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, t..
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too. 😉
2022-12-21 09:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. 🎄
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. 🎄
2022-12-21 05:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list. 😈
I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list. 😈
2022-12-21 01:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostAre you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’..
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ⭐️
2022-12-20 21:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? C..
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas. 😜
2022-12-20 13:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be the milk to your cookies? 🥛 🍪
Can I be the milk to your cookies? 🥛 🍪
2022-12-20 09:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostHi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 🎁
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 🎁
2022-12-20 05:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike me, Christmas came fast 💦
Unlike me, Christmas came fast 💦
2022-12-20 01:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostSure being on the nice list get you more presents, but being..
Sure being on the nice list get you more presents, but being naughty is it’s own reward 😈
2022-12-19 21:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostAll I want for Christmas is your face between my legs 👅
All I want for Christmas is your face between my legs 👅
2022-12-19 17:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostSweet and twisted, does that make me a candy cane 👅
Sweet and twisted, does that make me a candy cane 👅
2022-12-19 13:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou are the jingle to my bells 🔔
You are the jingle to my bells 🔔
2022-12-19 09:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post