God DAMMIT 😭😭💦💦
God DAMMIT 😭😭💦💦
2024-12-19 12:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
girthbrooksof posts
Cotton Candy ON/OFFs 💕💙 three angles, which one do you like ..
Cotton Candy ON/OFFs 💕💙 three angles, which one do you like the best?
2024-12-18 18:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostSiri, how do I get dick AND ass in the same pic? “Looking up..
Siri, how do I get dick AND ass in the same pic? “Looking up slutty-man poses… find a mirror.”
2024-12-17 14:24:20 +0000 UTC View PostHouse sitting for a friend, don’t tell her I violated her gi..
House sitting for a friend, don’t tell her I violated her giraffe 🤫🦒
2024-12-16 12:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: You catch your bf doing laundry in his ONE GOOD SHIRT s..
POV: You catch your bf doing laundry in his ONE GOOD SHIRT so you play a mean prank 😈💦
2024-12-15 12:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostPAY YOUR RESPECTS! Who’d have thought posting in 50 subreddi..
PAY YOUR RESPECTS! Who’d have thought posting in 50 subreddits within an hour would be considered “spamming”? 😅🤷🏼♂️
2024-12-14 19:07:27 +0000 UTC View PostTook me WAY too long to realize that the Tanning Room at the..
Took me WAY too long to realize that the Tanning Room at the gym is really the Nudes Room 💪🏼💚
2024-12-13 11:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostEXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!! House Sitting tomorrow night Dec13th..
EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!! House Sitting tomorrow night Dec13th, and all day+night Dec14th: CAN FINALLY FILM FREELY! GET THOSE REQUESTS IN NOW!
2024-12-12 12:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostI WAS gonna post a side-by-side comparison of my dick & Luig..
I WAS gonna post a side-by-side comparison of my dick & Luigi Mangione’s dick (the gays circulated his nudes on Twitter), but he’s SO big it made me feel inadequate, am I still your favorite shooter? 💦
2024-12-11 11:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post“WhY’D yOu CUt yOuR hAiR ShORteR??” Cuz it still hits the gr..
“WhY’D yOu CUt yOuR hAiR ShORteR??” Cuz it still hits the ground from edge of my bed dummy, now shut up & fuck my face 😛
2024-12-10 12:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostNutshot Countdown in THREE... TWO... ONE... Shhhhhh Im at ho..
Nutshot Countdown in THREE... TWO... ONE...
Shhhhhh Im at home with family, but I'm house-sitting for friends this Friday/Saturday (Dec 13th/14th), I want LOUD Custom requests NOW 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Loving that brushing my hair has gone from a full-arm motion..
Loving that brushing my hair has gone from a full-arm motion to just a flick of the wrist 🥰💇🏼♀️
2024-12-08 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostOk fine you can watch me jack off, but you HAVE to be quiet ..
Ok fine you can watch me jack off, but you HAVE to be quiet cuz my moms still sleeping 🤫
2024-12-07 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostStill taking care of my mom at her place so my contents gott..
Still taking care of my mom at her place so my contents gotta be sneaky-every-day type stuff (for the record I would never EVER spit out your cum 😘)
2024-12-06 11:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostHE MIGHTA USED THE SAME E-BIKE AS ME 😍😍 #UnitedHealthcare
HE MIGHTA USED THE SAME E-BIKE AS ME 😍😍 #UnitedHealthcare
2024-12-06 01:58:39 +0000 UTC View PostScreengrabs from yesterday’s Dick’s PPV, can we agree $120 f..
Screengrabs from yesterday’s Dick’s PPV, can we agree $120 for sweatpants is INSANE??? 😱😱 makes my lil $8.99 seem pretty reasonable huh? 😏😜
2024-12-06 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostGot so horny Xmas shopping I had to stop at Dick’s to bust a..
Got so horny Xmas shopping I had to stop at Dick’s to bust a nut, but I forgot to bring something to cum in… so I ate it
🤷🏼♂️💦💦💦
Includes: trying on sweatpants, stripping naked, JO, on my knees, cum-eating
God fucking dammit, accidentally busted on myself when I was..
God fucking dammit, accidentally busted on myself when I was JUST tryna fluff 😤🤬
2024-12-04 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe ball-placement in this photo makes it look like damn ill..
The ball-placement in this photo makes it look like damn illustration of a girthy cock turned to life 🥵🍆
2024-12-03 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostTook off my undies in the locker room for my Gray Sweats Lov..
Took off my undies in the locker room for my Gray Sweats Lovers (aka probably all of you 😂🩶)
2024-12-02 12:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostDoes this haircut make my dick look fat?? 😏
Does this haircut make my dick look fat?? 😏
2024-12-01 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostDicking around in the garage (pun intended), who wants to hu..
Dicking around in the garage (pun intended), who wants to huff gas & fuck on the cold unforgiving concrete?
2024-11-30 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThere needs to be more funny porn captions, I’m doing my par..
There needs to be more funny porn captions, I’m doing my part. This is my hair’s “IN MEMORIAM”, take your hats off when you watch this one
💇🏼♀️🪦🫡
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This ponytail sold FAST, guess who’s goi..
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This ponytail sold FAST, guess who’s going shopping with an extra $300 for Black Friday tomorrow?? 🙋♂️🦃
2024-11-28 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostCHOPPING MY HAIR TODAY!! Last ever video of me wrapping my h..
CHOPPING MY HAIR TODAY!! Last ever video of me wrapping my hair around my cock & jerking off for you 🥲😘
2024-11-27 12:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostI heard you like guys that’re cut ✂️😱😵
I heard you like guys that’re cut ✂️😱😵
2024-11-26 16:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostBROPUNZEL 💇🏼♀️💇🏼♀️💇🏼♀️🪟 (Zoom in on the 4th one)
BROPUNZEL 💇🏼♀️💇🏼♀️💇🏼♀️🪟 (Zoom in on the 4th one)
2024-11-24 16:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn need of a passenger prince/princess while I’m away from N..
In need of a passenger prince/princess while I’m away from NYC, but when I get back you can still suck my dick in a cab 🚕🚕🚕
2024-11-24 12:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostShaved my face & my cock & my balls, just because I love how..
Shaved my face & my cock & my balls, just because I love how smooth it feels 🤤
2024-11-23 17:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostIs it bad that while my mom was in surgery I was taking nude..
Is it bad that while my mom was in surgery I was taking nudes in the hospital bathroom? 🤔😅 (planned routine procedure, she’s totally fine, I swear I’m a good son lol).
Still posting daily but I’ll be more active/online in the late evenings once her Dilaudid kicks in 😴😴