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Hey my WONDERFUL Thirstosaurs! We've gotten so many new fr..

Hey my WONDERFUL Thirstosaurs!

We've gotten so many new friends this month, I'm pretty excited! I decided that after the *overwhelming* poll vote for more dino undie fun...so here you go!

I make no promises that next week won't be 🔥*spicier*🔥 ...it turns out I have a great time doing these shoots for you all and I want to push the envelope a little.

I'm having so much fun that I'm going to keep posting some bonus surprise content a couple times a week, so stay tuned for that!

A few of you have reached out with questions about what I will and won't do in special/custom requests, so I just want to encourage all of you-- don't be shy, I'm a kink educator and sex advocate, I promise you won't offend or weird me out. I'd love to put together something special for you!

Also...question: how would y'all feel about some videos from a scene?

Talk to you soon!
Catieosaurus

PS: A literal teaser trailer: I'm a switch, so next week I'm going to be serving up some Domme goddess goodness for you.

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Hey Thirstosaurs-- Surprise late-night post for y'all! So..

Hey Thirstosaurs--

Surprise late-night post for y'all!

So a LOT of you joined up after my post about "how to make your bratty gifted and talented submissive with a praise kink happy" blew up over on tiktok, and quite a few of you asked what that might look like and for some real world examples.

So here is some real, actual content that I made for a **very** special Dom-type in my life.

For those of you who don't know, I have two masters degrees in Shakespeare, and academic research--particularly on language/literature is a weirdly huge turn-on for me-- it makes my brain feel sexy and, as a performer, I love a good, compelling lecture (and my hair was on point that day okay 😊)

This is a freebie bonus post because it was filmed on an actual potato (y'all my front-facing phone camera shattered this week I am stressing about what to do) so I didn't want to post it as my regular content, but I'm *genuinely proud* of this video, it makes me feel sexy, and I thought it would be a fun thing to share!

**Any and all tips I collect on this video will go towards purchasing that sexy, sexy cuff set from my last post and filming some content of my testing just how tied up I can be before I really can't get away. No pressure, just certainly appreciated, never, ever expected**

Also if anyone needs any shakespeare/renaissance/history/art literature researched and the findings delivered in sexy lingerie, you now know a girl who will happily put together something custom for you.

♥️♥️♥️
Catie O

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Someone let me near the temporary tattoos and I was feeling ..

Someone let me near the temporary tattoos and I was feeling myself after my shower, so here's a little something extra to welcome all of the new folks!

As a reminder, I'm always happy to accommodate custom requests or special inquiries, feel free to reach out and let me know what you're looking for!

🍉🍎🍓🍒🍅🍏
Catie

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Hey Thirsosaurs-- I need some input. One of my favorite loca..

Hey Thirsosaurs-- I need some input. One of my favorite locally-owned kink businesses is having their annual Valentine's Day sale*, and I want to pick out a new collar/cuff set. I'm torn between purple and brown.

Pros: The brown is a nice respite from the usual "everything in bdsm is black and red", and I think they're really elegant and fun...but maybe they're a LITTLE institutional looking? The purple is a little more casual and fun, but blue is my favorite color, and purple seems like kind of a second-place choice. (Has anyone else noticed that it's weirdly hard to find good blue kink collars/cuffs, for some reason?)

The purple **does** have a matching gag available, but the brown doesn't...this decision is driving me crazy!

Let me know what you think, since my plan is to start doing a lot more fun kink content for y'all, I'd love to know what you'd like to see me in!

*Also VP Leather isn't sponsoring me or anything, I just genuinely believe in supporting small local kinky businesses whenever possible, and they're Atlanta local and awesome!

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Thirstasaurs! I have an important question for you. I'm of t..

Thirstasaurs! I have an important question for you. I'm of two minds for this week's content: I just got this super cute dino set from a very thoughtful fan, but also I'm really feeling the need to put together another gravel voice thirst kink video as my bearded alter ego, Billy Eyelash.

So I'll leave it up to you.

What do you feel like seeing this week? A dino undie photoset or a kinktrap?

Let me know!

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Happy Monday my darling Thirstasaurs! I know that Fridays ar..

Happy Monday my darling Thirstasaurs! I know that Fridays are our day for new content, but I have been absolutely overwhelmed by the kind words of encouragement and support and enthusiasm for my OF, so I wanted to say thank you with a little bonus content to get the week started off right.

Don't forget-- I'm always happy to do special requests or custom content if you're looking for something unique or personalized. Don't be shy, I'd love to make your day with something special.

<3

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a kinky creator ..

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a kinky creator in the midst of a pandemic must, in fact, be in possession of an OnlyFans. So here we are. I will be posting something interesting and a little spicy every Friday for you. However, I'm not quite sure what direction to take this in just yet...and so I've put together this poll. What are you looking for? What would you like to see?

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