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It is Saturday, not Friday but you know what that is okay! ..

It is Saturday, not Friday but you know what that is okay!

I've been busy and couch ridden at the same time, and this week has flown by with everything I have going on.

Thank you to everyone who tried my Quincy Tavern recipe, btw <3

This is a reminder that you can be both sexy and serious. That you don't need to grow out of something that brings you joy. That even a dinosaur onsie and a basket swing can be enough to feel yourself.

Wait 'til you see the blow up D20 pasties photo set coming to your inbox in about 10 minutes!

As always thank you for being patient with me, those of you waiting for things like videos or audios on my to do list. You have no idea how much it means to me!

I was also thinking we should make our Anal Couch Corner Conversation potentially a livestream until we can get back on the horse, if you know get what I'm putting down 😏

Let me know what you think!

Have a good weekend Thirstosaurs!

~Catieosaurus

*Note: I tried to send out a Top 5% gift but the list making thing that onlyfans does isn't working right now, so please me patient with me! Thank you!*

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I hope you're having an awesome..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I hope you're having an awesome week!!

I recorded this little video (complete with subtitles!) on what's happening next for this page while I'm stuck on the couch with a non broken ankle for what I'm hoping will be only three weeks!

No idea what this means for Convergance but, eh, we don't have much of a choice!

Also did you SEE THE SHOTS KP did on my Twitter? They are amazing!!!!

Let me know thoughts and things as always!

Have a good weekend!!!

~Catieosaurus

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What am I laughing at? Wrong answers only

What am I laughing at? Wrong answers only

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Just a little sneak peek for Fridays set 💕

Just a little sneak peek for Fridays set 💕

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Happy Friday! So, if you follow me on the bird app you know..

Happy Friday!

So, if you follow me on the bird app you know that I was camping and hurt my ankle. Of course, in true Cate fashion, I thought, 'tis but a scratch! It'll be fine!

'Twas not so.

I did some real serious damage to it, and have been told to rest, which is really really difficult to do when you have ADHD and also create content for a living! I am trying my best but it's really hard. Any motivation you can give me to sit still would be great!

I hope you had a great week! I am also going to get back into posting older content effected by the incident AND am trying to be more consistent on socials, again.

Thank you so much for the time you spend with me in dms, the amazing words of kindness you are always sharing with me. It makes it so easy to keep this page on the forefront of my mind and I am so so thankful for you every single day.

Here's to you, Thirstosaurs!
~Catieosaurus

Note: Here's some fun Behind the Scenes photoshoot stuff! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THESE SETS!!!

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I’ve been really really quiet o..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I’ve been really really quiet on here this week and I wanted to let you know I’m okay! I had a photo shoot this week that I am SO excited to show you! I have some new audios on the way and I am just feel so so good!

If you follow me elsewhere you also probably saw the adventure I went on when I found two dogs outside a Starbucks in Alabama! Took them to the emergency vet and everything so needless to say I am tired haha

How has your week been?

Oh I’m also really hoping to get that live stream done this month, plus streams in general and I think we fixed the audio issues I was having from the satellite!!! Yay!!

Is this the upswing we’ve all been waiting for? Only time will tell!

Thank you so much for sticking with me! It’s an honor to do this thing called life with you!

Oh! Also! For you feet people, today’s photo set in your dms will be a little set I call “THE POSE”

That is all!

-Catieosaurus

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Hey there, Thirstosaurs! Just a few selfies to start your ..

Hey there, Thirstosaurs!

Just a few selfies to start your day off! It feels so good to be back on track a little bit and on the other side of the struggle bus, for now!

Speaking of struggle bus, if you’re there I just want to tell you that I see you and you’re valid.

You matter.

In other news, I have a photo shoot coming up and I’m trying really hard to focus on being more consistent every where. Live streams have been interesting bc there’s a new satellite nearby which means my audio is so unpredictable right now. So, while I don’t necessarily have a livestream planned just yet, I really want to get it fixed before we do that.

In the mean time, I do have all the VoDs from every livestream so maybe I should make a VoD menu? What do you think? Would that be helpful?

As soon as I figure out a solution to the audio thing I will let you know! I also have some things I can’t talk about quite yet and a few things up in the air still, but I’m really excited about all of it!

What is something you’re excited about? Tell me in the comments or send me a dm!

Happy Friday!

~Catieosaurus

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Just a reminder that those hot takes don't necessarily apply..

Just a reminder that those hot takes don't necessarily apply to you! What works for one person isn't going to work for another and that's okay!

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Happy Monday! What is something you're excited for this mont..

Happy Monday! What is something you're excited for this month?

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I have a super treat for you to..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I have a super treat for you today! We had some time and it's been a while since we focused on the feet or did a little rope play, so why not mix the two together! If you've ever been interested in shibari for your feet, or we made a little video that invites you to hang out with us while we try out something new!

Sometimes it can be hard to start the conversation on trying new things with your partner, this could be a cool low investment stepping stone in conversation.

Ever thought about incorporating more rope, or feet, into your bedroom, or looking for another way to feel more intimate with your partner? I have a video dropping into your inbox later today that goes into intimacy in maybe a different way you haven't thought about yet!

I hope you have a great weekend and feel free to ask me any questions you have!

~ Catieosaurus

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There is something so sexy about a tight skirt and heels. Wh..

There is something so sexy about a tight skirt and heels. What do you think?

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Just some widow's robe content to perk up your Monday! Tha..

Just some widow's robe content to perk up your Monday!

That is all

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! Thank you so much for welcoming..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

Thank you so much for welcoming me back to Twitch with open arms! I've been trying hard to figure out the scheduling thing, but we'll get there!

I really appreciate you all being supportive of all the changes I've been working on! I'm hoping it will bring more life to this platform and really get me motivated to feel sexy again!

The last spicy livestream is dropping into your dms today, and I'm working on scheduling the next Sybian live stream so no worries~ If you need some sybian content RIGHT NOW, or you're new here, I have some videos I can send you!

Also if you're new here, I have lots of content for you to explore so if you're ever intrigued or interested, shoot me a dm!

I've also been doing a bunch of stuff behind the scenes like the book, ttrpg stuff as well as the other gazillion projects I have going on, so I appreciate you all so much!

Have a good weekend~
~Catieosaurus

*Note: If you're at PAX EAST this weekend, unfortunately I had to skip this one, but I hope you have lots of fun*!

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Hi 😏

Hi 😏

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I had so much fun hanging out on the purple app with you all..

I had so much fun hanging out on the purple app with you all today! Thank you for a warm welcome back to Twitch and I cannot wait to get back in the swing of things.

Given the occasion, dinosaur onsie felt appropriate!

Have a good day Thirstosaurs!
~Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! Thank you SO MUCH for hanging o..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

Thank you SO MUCH for hanging out with me last week during our livestream! Once again I'm going to apologize for all the chaos, and also acknowledge that if you're here then you're most likely also understanding, for which I am so grateful.

Sometimes things happen and we can end up taking the easier way out which would have been no livestream at all. I really didn't want to push it back again, so I hope you enjoyed the treats in your inbox this week to hopefully make up for it until I can get that Sybian out again.

As I've been going through all the content I have, and realized not only do I have so much content I pulled from the wall, I also have LOTS of photos that you haven't even seen yet!!

Here I was, panicking about being enough, instead of focusing on what past Cate has already set up for present Cate without me even knowing it! All that being said, I have a question I'd love your opinion on!

***How would you feel about posts more than once a week***?

I promise this isn't a moment where I feel like I HAVE TO post more, it's more of a "Wow I have all this content and slow dripping it once a week is less exciting to me then maybe posting three times a week"

This could also be an overcompensation on all the content I had to pull off the feed now that I'm releasing it back out into the world in dms, so feel free to let me know if you prefer the once a week schedule we've had forever!

For full transparency, I still think Friday posts will be my checking in, and letting you know what's up with me this week, while the other two feed posts a week might be a little more just 'Hi! Look at this cool picture I took, okay bye!'

Your time is so valuable so I want to make sure we're all on the same page! Okay, now I'm rambling so that means it's time to stop writing haha

Thanks for your feedback!!
~ Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! March is finally here! I am so ..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

March is finally here! I am so ready to be done with winter so here's a little throw back to when I was in LA and the weather was really nice.

Originally we were supposed to do a live stream today, but some things came up so next week on March 10th at 3pm est as of this moment right now. I promise someday I will be more on schedule, but today is not that day!

Anyway, body worship is something I absolutely love as a form of self care. Often times when I'm having a hard time loving myself I stop myself from looking in the mirror too much, or purposefully avoid my own reflection.

Sometimes having a partner do a body worshiping scene with me, before we get more intimate which can help me know that *they* at least see me as attractive which doesn't fix anything, but does help me feel better in the moment.

Something to try next time maybe?

Have a good weekend!

~Catieosaurus

*Note: For the new month, I just want to remind everyone that anyone with Auto Renew on gets two presents in their DMs (with Top 5% subs get an extra special treat as well)! No pressure to do these things, just an extra thank you for supporting my work this way*.

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CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!! AGAIN! Trust me it will be worth it! ..

CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!! AGAIN! Trust me it will be worth it!

So as you can probably tell, I'm NOT doing a live today BECAUSE something really awesome came in the mail and I will now be following the dopamine if you get my drift.

INSTEAD we will be doing a live stream NEXT NEXT WEEK on March 10th so I can introduce you to this bad boi while we read some fun literature!

Yes this goes on the Sybian, and yes this going to be a ***VERY SPICY live stream*** so mark your calendars.

If you would like to have a say in what literature we explore while playing with this new *member* of the Sybian clan, ***tip $10*** on this post and tell me what it is! I'll be sure to read something from it during the live next week AND get you'll get $10 off the VoD when it drops!

Happy thinking, Thirstosaurs!
~Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great Valentin..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I hope you had a great Valentine's Day, whether you celebrate, or not and I appreciate the well wishes both for being sick and the massive amount of holes in my yard.

These photos are a whole vibe, and the type of energy I'm trying to manifest for myself this week so I can catch up on all the things. I have some pretty sweet foot content coming up, (including, but not limited to the ***giantess foot worshiping video*** I promised) along with some great ideas that you have all been sending to me!

I'm also opening up custom content options again, so if you have an exclusive audio idea you're super excited for feel free to share it with me and I'll see where I'm at. This is going to be a slow process for me, since the last thing I want is to get overwhelmed, so I'm **limiting it to three requests at a time**.

Once I've cleared out those three requests, I will open it up again, and let's see how this feels! You have helped make this space a safe and comfortable one, and I honestly am so thankful for how patient you always are with me.

Have a great weekend!
~Catieosaurus

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Happy Valentine's Day Thirstosaurs! Watch for something sp..

Happy Valentine's Day Thirstosaurs!

Watch for something special in your dms today!

That is all!

~Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I know this is so late but I wa..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I know this is so late but I wanted to let you know that I have a fun spicy set in the works for you for Valentine's Day! I am struggling for sure but I hope you have a really good week and are not battling any sinus infection.

Make sure you take care of yourself this month, in all the ways. If you have any fun toy stories to share, I'd love to hear them!

Have a good weekend!
~Catieosaurus

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It's Finally February, Thirstosaurs and I was on a TRAIN for..

It's Finally February, Thirstosaurs and I was on a TRAIN for DAYS and it was wonderful!

Thank you for all the well wishes and support over the past month! I had so much fun on the train ride back from California and new ideas on content that I will hopefully get to this month, including Valentine's Day!

I need to go through all the videos and pics I took on the trip but so many people have been asking for widow robe content so there may be something in your inbox on Sunday!

*hint: It's widow robe content*

This month the focus is reintroducing myself to this fleshy meat suit and feeling myself again. Last month I was in a state of depression that really effected how I felt about myself sexually and you all poured out love and support as I was struggling.

I am so grateful to each and every one of you that shared your own stories with me. So let's do this together! My plan is to grab some new toys and use that as a way to explore what feels good for me in this moment.
Maybe that would be a cool live stream idea too?

Either way, I encourage you to be your own Valentine this year and do the same, whether its reacquainting yourself with your current toy selection, or also picking up something new to try out for a little spark, if you will.

If you have any suggestions I'd love to hear about them!

Let's do this journey together!
~Catieosaurus

*Note: If you ARE picking up something new, I have a code (catieosaurus20) that you can use to get 20% off anything on the site at HoneyPlayBox so you're not paying full price. I'd also love to hear what you pick up if you do!*

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Hi from my hotel in California, Thirstosaurs! This weekend..

Hi from my hotel in California, Thirstosaurs!

This weekend I'm going to be going to an intensive intimacy and communication workshop as part of my work as a certified sex educator- I'm super excited, but it's going to be very emotionally intense, so if I'm a little quiet this weekend in my DMs, that's why! I'm super excited to share what I've learned when I get back!

I'm also going to be making some TRAIN CONTENT b/c I'm taking a scenic train route back from California - I'm so excited to see the country from a new perspective! If you've got any ...creative ideas...about what kind of creative activities I should get up to on the train, DM me and give me your sexiest suggestions!

Have a good weekend!
-Catieosaurus

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It's Friday, Thirstosaurs! This week we are doing something..

It's Friday, Thirstosaurs!

This week we are doing something very different.

So many of you have reached out in dms to give a caring word, or offer a helping hand. I don't know what I did to deserve all of you, but here we are.

I try to be really transparent and it can be really hard sometimes. You all make it worth it, every single day, even if that truth is something I don't necessarily feel like sharing.

The tldr is that I'm not doing great.

I'm not saying this so that you will flood to my dms even more and give me praise, but to show case that not everything is always great and happy. If I power through pretending everything is fine, I'm doing you all a disservice. Sometimes it isn't all fine. Sometimes it down right sucks.

I really wanted to do a live on here today. I said I was going to and honestly I sat with it a little bit and decided to record this audio instead.

It's not super sexual, but it is super intimate. Sometimes breathing together is all we can do and that is okay! So this audio is more of a positive affirmations and just being present with each other type of thing.

As I work through this I will keep you updated.

Thank you so much for all the love.
~ Catieosaurus

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TGIFriday, Thirstosaurs! So many of you saw my clock app p..

TGIFriday, Thirstosaurs!

So many of you saw my clock app post and reached out and I just have to say, while I can't always respond to every single message on other platforms, I appreciate you so SO much!

I decided to do a little exercise in feeling myself to pep myself up, so to speak. Haha This is just a taste of what's coming to your inbox on Sunday 😉

I also appreciate all the birthday wishes as well!

So now that we are here on the other side of 2022 and clearly it's effecting me maybe a little, I would LOVE if you could share some things you're hoping to see here!

I'd love the inspiration and ideas so I can make content you want to see!

Oh! Also on Friday I said yes livestream, and then when I sent out the VoD I said no livestream, and I wanted to clarify. Okay so when I wrote the copy for the VoD, I was in a 'no livestream in January' space.

I've been trying to be more consistent here, so I scheduled a couple weeks ahead of time, and, well, when I wrote that post, I was in a 'yes livestream' space.

So the TLDR is, ***yes livestream next week*** (as of right now)!

What should we do???

I hope you have a good weekend~

-Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! Okay so I got more of the photo..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

Okay so I got more of the photos back and I was going through them, and for some reason these ones stuck out to me like some 90s magazine shoot so I decided to go all in!

What do you think?

Anyway, I was thinking about doing a live stream on here in celebration of a very special day coming up. If you would be so kind and tell me all the things you'd like to see, I would absolutely love to hear them!

Sometimes I go to make content and the thoughts do not come through, or I lose them. haha. You have been wonderful in helping me with things like the "Ask Cate" series around neurodivergency and kink, as well as asking your TTRPG questions, and even just suggesting content you'd like to see.

It helps me make this a nice comfy space to hang out, which I plan on doing a lot of this year!

Anyway, back to this celebratory live stream, what do you think we should do?

Let me know in the comments, or if you're a little shy feel free to send me a dm. I'd love to hear from you!

The last livestream VOD will be in your inbox this Sunday! Again, I will be accepting praise for being consistent with content, please and thank you.

Have a great weekend!
~ Catieosaurus

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It has been one whole year! 202..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

It has been one whole year! 2022 is over this weekend!

We've been on an incredible journey this year and I can't thank you enough for being here with me for it all. You've made it all possible and I don't have the words to properly tell you what that means to me, and everyone that tells me every single day how much I help them step into their authentic selves.

I don't mean to get deep with you but hey, what's a little growth without some massive vulnerability, am I right?

You make this all possible and I am so grateful for you every single day.

Here's to a new year, same me and you!

Happy New Year!
~Catieosaurus

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Happy Holidays, Thristosaurs! It is officially Friday! For..

Happy Holidays, Thristosaurs!

It is officially Friday! For some, the holiday season is a time of family, memories, and fun. For others, it's a time of not so great memories. Sometimes both at the exact same time.

I go back and forth on how to approach this season because on the one hand, I want to celebrate with those that have something to celebrate, and on the other hand, show that I very much understand this is not everyone's experience around this time of year and that is 100% valid.

Where ever you are on the emotional spectrum and whatever holiday you do, or do not, celebrate, know you are not alone and this time of year can be very complicated.

Case in point, I did a photoshoot for the holidays that I absolutely loved, and then I didn't, and then I did. And then I didn't again, BUT I wanted to make sure you had plenty of content this weekend while I'm busy with holiday things on Sunday.

***Make sure you are getting plenty of rest and try to take care of yourselves please***

There will be plenty of goodies this weekend to keep you company.

Be safe!
~ Catieosaurus

P.S. This is from the photo shoot I really got in my head about, and it would mean so, so, so much if you shared the nice thoughts you may have had while looking at all my pics this weekend!
(Yes, this is my praise kink talking, thank you)

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! The holidays can be rough for s..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

The holidays can be rough for some of us so here are a couple of nice bright sunny pics to lighten the mood and set you up for the weekend! Remember when I said I was writing an erotica novel?

Well, it's still happening, I swear haha! I know it's been a bit since I mentioned it, but I felt bad constantly talking about it without being able to hyper focus on it the way I want to. Instead, I've been chipping away at it bit by bit this year.

Here's to smashing goals next year, maybe, and even if we don't, not placing our intrinsic value in the things we don't produce haha!

It's me, I'm also the 'we' in this situation.

What are some of your goals that you're continuing to work on? Let's talk about it in our Live later today! No worries if you can't make it, I'll make the VoD available later this month!

Have a wonderful week!
~Catieosaurus

P.S. If you have autorenew on, there's a present for you in your inbox!

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! Did you have a good week? I've ..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

Did you have a good week? I've been getting back into the swing of things after the con.

I realized it's been a while since I did a fun photo dump like this, so here's some boob content. I appreciate you understanding and supporting this space. I was so nervous about switching things around, and you have all told me to do what's best for me so I can feel comfortable here.

I cannot express how much that means to me as a person in this meat suit who is constantly moving through my own thoughts of my content and this space.

Did you play any games this week? I want to hear all about them!

Have a good weekend!
~ Catieosaurus

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