I came nose to dick with my "home invader"
I came nose to dick with my "home invader"
2025-01-07 16:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post
zoey_andrews posts
Always stretch before you exercise.
Always stretch before you exercise.
2025-01-05 22:04:17 +0000 UTC View PostGifts for him and her. And they say size don't matter... ha!
Gifts for him and her. And they say size don't matter... ha!
2025-01-03 17:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a new year and new times. I was busy yesterday watching..
It's a new year and new times. I was busy yesterday watching Ohio State cook some duck. Since today is Throwback Thursday I thought I would start with something no one has ever seen before. We'll go back to 1998 (maybe 1999) to my college days when I was working full time as a nurse and working full time towards my Master's Degree. I didn't do porn, hell I didn't even fuck my husband (now ex), and I didn't drink alcohol. The last photo was 2003 when I received my Masters. I was the definition of a total nerd. My how times have changed.
2025-01-02 17:18:52 +0000 UTC View PostAre you getting "pumped up" for the New Year's Eve party? I ..
Are you getting "pumped up" for the New Year's Eve party? I am!
2024-12-31 15:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostThank you again baby for all 3 gifts. Don't expect a DP with..
Thank you again baby for all 3 gifts. Don't expect a DP with these two.. ever! lol
2024-12-29 16:41:37 +0000 UTC View PostGame time baby, let's go Broncos!
Game time baby, let's go Broncos!
2024-12-28 21:23:43 +0000 UTC View PostA long time fan and member here on OF, sent me another huge ..
A long time fan and member here on OF, sent me another huge BBC dildo for Christmas. You may remember a few months back, he was also the one that sent me that HUGE Monster dildo that I can barely fit the tip in my mouth. He seems to be determined to turn me into a size queen by stretching me out to the max. I keep telling him that I am not a size queen, nor will I ever be... but he keeps trying anyway. Thank you for the gift. (I will wear the body stocking you sent as well very soon)
2024-12-28 16:24:18 +0000 UTC View PostFood porn: It's usually a prime rib for Christmas dinner but..
Food porn: It's usually a prime rib for Christmas dinner but this year hubs switched it up and went with a beef tenderloin (only did half of it) and I did the herb roasted sweet potatoes with sautéed spinach. An awesome glass of Cab Sav from our favorite winery in Old Town
2024-12-27 19:14:04 +0000 UTC View PostAs we get older, everything gets bigger whether it's a want,..
As we get older, everything gets bigger whether it's a want, need, or unwanted. My makeup mirror got upgraded due to want and need. Bigger and brighter! I know, you all think I always want "bigger" but this was a "need" more than a want.
2024-12-27 19:09:47 +0000 UTC View PostOur Christmas classics every year. VHS, then DVD, then Blu-R..
Our Christmas classics every year. VHS, then DVD, then Blu-Ray, and now Ultra 4K... what will it be in another 10 years?
2024-12-27 18:59:15 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas Eve to you and yours!
Merry Christmas Eve to you and yours!
2024-12-24 18:45:52 +0000 UTC View PostFor throwback Thursday I recreated some photos from 18 years..
For throwback Thursday I recreated some photos from 18 years ago with the same outfit. Different house, different state, but the same Santa's Slut.
2024-12-19 17:50:14 +0000 UTC View Postoops, a little nipp slip on Titty Tuesday
oops, a little nipp slip on Titty Tuesday
2024-12-17 21:20:30 +0000 UTC View PostTis the season.... well, it's always this kinda season at Zo..
Tis the season.... well, it's always this kinda season at Zoey's Place
2024-12-16 22:20:30 +0000 UTC View PostSanta's Elf needed a break with a cold beverage.
Santa's Elf needed a break with a cold beverage.
2024-12-16 17:06:12 +0000 UTC View PostSeems like just yesterday, my last Christmas in California. ..
Seems like just yesterday, my last Christmas in California. The blonde hair is a ghost of Christmas past too
2024-12-16 16:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post"Take it Russ..... fa la la la la, la la la la!" having some..
"Take it Russ..... fa la la la la, la la la la!" having some wine in Old Town
2024-12-14 15:59:44 +0000 UTC View PostOhhh @alhana and @razorrottenstar where are you?????? Your c..
Ohhh @alhana and @razorrottenstar where are you?????? Your couch is calling your name!
2024-12-14 15:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostHoliday Season Throwback Thursday for you
Holiday Season Throwback Thursday for you
2024-12-12 16:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostJust chillin in the back yard.
Just chillin in the back yard.
2024-12-11 15:52:45 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Titty Tuesday. I've never seen this cover before.. I l..
Happy Titty Tuesday. I've never seen this cover before.. I like the tan lines here!
2024-12-10 14:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostThis photo keeps getting removed because I referenced this r..
This photo keeps getting removed because I referenced this realistic dildo, and OnlyFans can't verify the age or identity of the dildo box. It's a box for a dildo for fuck sake!
2024-12-10 14:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostSince they removed the video for prohibited bodily fluid (my..
Since they removed the video for prohibited bodily fluid (my squirt) I deleted the squirting part of the video and they removed it again. Obviously, their moderator today has no clue what female ejaculation is.... so all I can give you is photos. This site just gets worse and worse with their limitations. Check my linktree for other platforms to find my content.
2024-12-09 22:36:50 +0000 UTC View PostAll I want for Christmas - is to get stretched by Dredd's re..
All I want for Christmas - is to get stretched by Dredd's realistic dildo. (well, not really, that's not all I want)
2024-12-07 18:58:34 +0000 UTC View PostSanta's Slut is back in town and ready to play. I'll be on c..
Santa's Slut is back in town and ready to play. I'll be on cam all day and available for video calls. Use my linktree in my profile here to find out where. I'll be waiting.
2024-12-06 20:55:57 +0000 UTC View PostThis was sent out in Sept as a PPV message. A few of you may..
This was sent out in Sept as a PPV message. A few of you may have seen it but most have not. Now you can all see it as part of your subscription.
2024-12-05 23:35:18 +0000 UTC View PostSanta's helper in red lingerie and black boots
Santa's helper in red lingerie and black boots
2024-12-05 00:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostGetting my ass pummeled by a BBC dildo sent to me by a fan. ..
Getting my ass pummeled by a BBC dildo sent to me by a fan. It's so big and heavy I needed a helping hand to get it all up in there.
2024-12-04 20:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post