I've decided to approach my to-do list today like a quest log. Everything's more fun with a potential +1 to productivity. 😂 I will say I'm getting a lot more done that usual...
2024-12-23 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTeam books are better or team movies are better?
2024-12-22 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I like to think my life is a choose-your-own-adventure book. Today, I chose the 'spill coffee on my brand new shirt' path 🙃
2024-12-21 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostJust had a chopstick duel with one of my friends over the last slice of piece of sushi. She was a worthy adversary, but I emerged victorious... 🍣 HUZZAH!
2024-12-20 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWho else has a playlist for every possible scenario in a your D&D campaign? 'Epic Battles', 'Tavern Brawls', 'Quests by Moonlight', 'Seducing the fair maiden You Met in a Sketchy Dark Alley' 🎶
2024-12-19 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostLet's settle this once and for all... ASS or TITTIES? 👀
2024-12-18 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! Just sent out a DM explaining why I’ve been a little MIA this last week … my clumsiness strikes ONCE AGAIN 😂 lmao! Also I sent a pic so open at your own risk 🫣
2024-12-18 18:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostJust leveled up my cooking skills with a recipe straight out of Skyrim. Now, who's up for some sweet rolls? I sense a naked baking video in the near future...
2024-12-17 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHottest type of fantasy woman? ✨
2024-12-15 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHOLY SHIT.... finally back home after 13 DAYS of traveling. I CANT WAIT TO CUDDLE MY DOG 🐶
2024-12-14 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you hit on me if you saw me at the beach like this? 🤎
2024-12-11 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What should I eat for lunch today… curry oooorrrr tom yum? 🤔
2024-12-11 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirror pics on vacation are a must.. be honest you giving the table a sniff 🫣
2024-12-11 13:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post@ivysrevenge secretly loves my ass in her face 🫣
2024-12-11 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Crystal lake! No not the one from Friday the 13th… 😂
2024-12-10 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We look so cute in our bikinis .. they totally represent our personalities/style 😂💛
2024-12-10 13:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
POV: you’re ready for dinner 🍽️
2024-12-10 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Bought this bikini special for my thailand trip 🤎… it hugs me in all the right places dont ya think?
2024-12-09 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI think we belong in the jungle… we love it here 😂🍃
2024-12-09 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorite parts of this trip has been getting my matchas and mango sticky rice every day 🤤 .. why don’t they taste this good back home?!
2024-12-09 13:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little selfie from your two favorite adventurers 🫡
2024-12-09 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Who has the fairest butts in all of the (thai) land? 😌
2024-12-09 01:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Showing off our massive biceps for you… MUSCLE MOMMY ALERT 🚨 Now thats what I call peak sex appeal baby…
2024-12-08 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m never gonna get over how good the fucking food is here… pad thai & prawn satay for lunch 🥰
2024-12-08 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMe and @ivysrevenge here to give you your daily dose of ass and laughs 😂🍑
2024-12-08 13:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The emerald pool 💚.. if you fell into this what powers do you think it would give you? ✨
2024-12-08 04:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Now thats an ass I’d fly across the world for 🌎✈️… am I right?!
2024-12-08 01:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
2 girls 1 hotel room… let that imagination wander 🤔
2024-12-07 19:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
