Looking for a playmate...

Looking for a playmate...
2024-03-27 02:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like a little snack?
2024-03-26 22:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.
2024-03-25 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI rarely a bra in public. Easier access that way
2024-03-25 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostScrew me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
2024-03-24 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit
2024-03-24 02:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHit me with your best pickup line
2024-03-23 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you wake up in the night with an itch that needs scratched
2024-03-23 20:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
2024-03-23 05:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI need something better to suck than this.
2024-03-23 00:50:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
2024-03-22 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s dress up tonight… I’ll be the piñata and you’ll be stick.
2024-03-22 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI would love to cream on your cock
2024-03-22 02:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a candle? Because I want to blow you
2024-03-21 22:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostLet's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg, and I'll go down.
2024-03-21 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMom seeking weekend handyman. Must be skilled in: nailing, screwing, and laying pipe
2024-03-21 02:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat occasion would you say I'm dressed for?
2024-03-20 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.
2024-03-20 02:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI carved out some me time today. Thought I'd share.
2024-03-19 19:49:24 +0000 UTC View PostI love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.
2024-03-19 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post