God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-03-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
heavenlyhaesel posts
You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
2023-03-07 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the..
I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
2023-03-07 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-03-06 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostAm I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
Am I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
2023-03-06 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my..
If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
2023-03-05 23:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better ..
I used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.
2023-03-05 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRemember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of yo..
Remember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or under you. It’s your call to make.
2023-03-04 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effo..
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2023-03-04 05:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve ..
Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve stress. I’m super stressed right now. Do you think you can assist me?
2023-03-02 07:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot ..
You are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot and wet.
2023-03-02 02:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be..
Look at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be in my bed?
2023-03-01 05:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours ..
The ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours on mine.
2023-02-28 23:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
Who wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
2023-02-28 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? ..
Is it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? Wanna workout with me?
2023-02-27 23:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostBeing hungry for another person is not something to be asham..
Being hungry for another person is not something to be ashamed of.
2023-02-27 05:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
2023-02-26 23:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostI sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How..
I sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How about we spend the future together so I can make it up to you?
2023-02-26 05:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostSmiling is just the second best thing you can do with your l..
Smiling is just the second best thing you can do with your lips. Now ask me what’s the best thing you can do with them.
2023-02-25 23:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, w..
If I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, would you cooperate?
2023-02-25 05:04:22 +0000 UTC View PostYou always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
2023-02-23 05:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than wai..
There’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.
2023-02-22 23:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
2023-02-22 05:03:32 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like this, then you like me.
If you like this, then you like me.
2023-02-21 05:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
2023-02-20 23:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be emb..
If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.
2023-02-20 05:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re the reason I can smile like this.
You’re the reason I can smile like this.
2023-02-19 23:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post