I’m always running short on time weekday mornings 😜 but today I had a few minutes to check myself out when the sun came up. ☀️
2022-07-21 11:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
After my shower, I gave my Thirsty Thursday holes a thorough look- see and got them all dirty again. 💦 Will 6 minutes of up close fingering in my makeup mirror pass further inspection? 😏
2022-07-21 11:55:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s take a peek my in toy box!!! 😈 Who should I play with next, Love?
2022-07-17 17:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostDamn straight, we named that dick!
Happy Fourth of July 🇺🇸 DONG JOHNSON!!
Today was a very important Pride… yes, I did get tipped 😂 and pricked🩸. All clear here 😊
But pleeeeease… if you’re at risk, go get that prick too!!
Battle Update: The 🍑 party’s been over for a couple weeks and……OMFG @gretchengoez and @justinsangelpromo are still friends!!! If you have a sec check out his 🔥 new page.
2022-06-24 20:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d like to introduce to this guy down here 👇🏻 Unfortunately, I can’t cause I haven’t named him yet. Please help me choose one of these marvelous monikers suggested by 7 of my fantastic fans. ❤️ And help one of them win a free bouncing clip on that newly named dick!
2022-06-19 22:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I know I’ve been largely MIA today, but just look at the freakin water! 💕 That damn river is the perfect paddle. Tomorrow, I’m going for a different kinda wet! And mayyyybeee even a different sort of paddle. 😏
2022-06-19 01:53:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Friday night and sadly the Peach Party peach 🍑 is over, but I’m not done yet!! 😂 Wicked grateful for tonight’s win, your support, and the life I’ve been given. There’s so much to celebrate every damn day!!! 💗
2022-06-11 05:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostI NEED…
Life gets bullshit busy sometimes! Tonight, I blew everything off to follow my passion 💕
(I don’t own the copyrights to this music)
Grab your knee pads and help me finish this slow, soulful, desperately needed session! 😈
2022-06-04 07:35:46 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s raining ☔️tits and dicks tonight so I guess my skates and I are just hanging around. 🤪
2022-06-03 03:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently yesterday’s fit was fresh from the produce aisle… I look like a freakin dancing strawberry 🍓 and I’m good with it.
2022-05-30 16:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Just taking a quick DIP 💦 before day 3 in the VIP 😊 Hope your day Sunday is Sunny, Love!
2022-05-29 18:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna buy a girl a BIG 🍹 amazing drink?
fresh 🍉 juice $16.95 + titos vodka (3*$13.95) - heavy pour discount $13.95 + tip $8 = $52.85
No, I’m not kidding. That’s why I’m crowd funding this shit! 😂
It’s been a crazy freakin week and sometimes a Gretchen just needs some ass shaking and a really BIG drink 🍹… 3 days worth of them. Stay tuned for more terrible quality clips and questionable fashion choices!! 🤣
2022-05-28 17:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
With almost 4K subs, I decided it was time for a legit banner. I engaged the talented @gentlemanmarkgraphics and @leftyohh thinking I would let my fans ❤️ decide, a little friendly competition if you will.
I had no idea when this began that the two would play so nicely together and I absolutely LOVE them both!!!! Theee Gentleman Mark is loaded here and Lefty’s headed to my VIP. 🥰
Always a pleasure @leftyohh and thank you for putting up with me @gentlemanmarkpromo. Your work is truly appreciated!!! 💋
🥣 Gretchen’s Kitchen 🥣
Yeppers, Sometimes my flap jacks taste like smokey bacon and sweet sticky syrup. 👅 Anyone up for breakfast?
Umm… OG super sk8r just told me I had the smoothest abstract style he’s ever seen 🥰 and I’m dyin’ right now!! Damnnn…I wish I could give you just a taste, but that would require me to have a face. 😳
2022-05-15 07:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I’m aware I probably shouldn’t go out two nights in a row… yessss, I’m doing it anyway ✨
2022-05-08 05:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Beautiful end to a lazy Saturday! 💕
2022-05-08 00:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Never Underestimate The Force, Jizzy Jedi!! ✨ Happy National Star Wars Day!!!
2022-05-04 16:45:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope your having a tits out ☀️ ☀️ kinda Sunday too!!
2022-05-01 17:20:09 +0000 UTC View PostOops… Didn’t mean to post this one. But since I did, enjoy the morning Beach Vibes ☀️ ☀️
2022-05-01 16:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
🥣 Gretchen’s Kitchen 🥣
What kind of tasty treats do you think my crotch kitten is serving up today… and do you want to do my dishes? 😏
🤫 The kids were sleeping and I’ve been feeling some kinda way for days, Love! 💕
2022-04-25 00:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I knew they’d wake up any second ⛅️ I really struggled with should I play or not! But the sheets just felt so damn good against my skin and my clit began to gently pulse. 💦 Had to risk it!!!
2022-04-25 00:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
God, I need a cock!!!! Eight minutes of Good Morning cunt pumping ☀️ and a cream covered rabbit 🐰 for just $7. Or… just head on over to my VIP for this and iver 8 hours of unlocked Gretchen Sessions!!! 😈 @gretchengoezfrontrow
2022-04-24 23:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Busted tailbone, broken trucks… breakin new skates is fuckin nutsssss, but they feel good and so does my butt! 🍑
2022-04-24 06:13:17 +0000 UTC View Post