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2023-11-15 01:13:05 +0000 UTC View Posti went to a gala can you believe
2023-11-12 22:11:59 +0000 UTC View Postwhen you are running out of lube and you have to start banging on that thing like a ketchup bottle. i go "hold that thought babe i have to go get a butterknife." who can relate
2023-11-10 03:32:08 +0000 UTC View Posti haven't been brave enough to post this on insta yet bc i think everyone will get mad at me for besmirching the nra
2023-11-03 19:41:39 +0000 UTC View Postmore halloween. if you're looking to get an extra wear out of a dress you got for a wedding you can dress up as THE SUN and everyone will ask if you're the statue of liberty all night.
2023-11-01 21:27:58 +0000 UTC View Posthappy halloween from me and the skeleton costume i've been wearing for 6 years
2023-10-31 18:12:25 +0000 UTC View Postthe grilled cheese joke *wide screen edish*
2023-10-13 20:29:05 +0000 UTC View Posthad a very blurry apple fest 🍎
2023-10-10 18:06:24 +0000 UTC View Postnew joke alert! accept a cat into your life today you won't regret it
2023-10-05 16:27:06 +0000 UTC View Postwe recorded this back in july and it's finally here. everyone check out my OFTV taping!! FULL VIDEO: https://of.tv/video/6515d2afad069a000141824b/
2023-10-03 18:05:08 +0000 UTC View Postme hosting the first ever Ladylike Presents: MANLIKE all the eligible bachelors were auctioned off for a date after their sets 😇
2023-10-02 20:36:27 +0000 UTC View PostI did a podcast all about sex and sexuality and I’m the only episode she’s ever had to put a content warning on 😎 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-with-comedians-gena-gephart/id1523767734?i=1000627069295
2023-09-23 00:51:54 +0000 UTC View Postlast night I was showing a bouncer my ID and he was like “is that a bag of coke in your hand” and then i had to tell him it was a string cheese wrapper. looking back I wish I had just said yes
2023-09-17 15:58:55 +0000 UTC View Postwhenever a dog is barking like crazy I get the urge to say “daddy chill” what’s up with that
2023-09-15 18:07:53 +0000 UTC View Postwhen you are trying to take care of all the plants you ended up with after your breakup but you don’t know what any of these mfs are
2023-09-10 20:53:25 +0000 UTC View PostPlz if you live in chicago come to the live ladylike show. It says Spencer is gonna host but really it will be me 😎
2023-09-09 13:04:18 +0000 UTC View Posthello my friends! if you are in chicago I will be at the lincoln lodge tonight at 8pm. tomorrow i'll be at lodge on the 7 & 8pm shows. and sunday I will be at the laugh factory at 7 & 9. see you there!
2023-09-01 20:37:31 +0000 UTC View Postchicago!! come to the beat kitchen at 9. i'm doing an extended set at chicago underground comedy!
2023-08-29 19:19:27 +0000 UTC View Postphoto of me being embarrassing at a party my freshman year of college. the year was 2010 and to me the height of fashion was wearing not one BUT TWO american eagle tank tops. enjoy responsibly.
2023-08-27 17:50:44 +0000 UTC View Posti grew up in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin so when i read Harry Potter I thought she made up all the magic stuff but I also that she made up all the British stuff. I thought jk rowling made up the position of prime minister and calling fries chips. I was like what intricate world building
2023-08-23 03:27:48 +0000 UTC View Posti use this picture all the time as a headshot but i have never shared its quirky backstory! i was in madison wi for a comedy festival and i did my show ladylike and it went so so badly and there was this 80 year old man watching and you could tell he just thought he was going to a normal standup show not a show where women talk about having diarrhea or having to get their vagina surgically widened so the could have sex. so i was in a horrible mood and i was stressed out and we go back to comedy on state and a photographer had been taking pictures of everyone during the festival and he was like you have to take your picture (and i am notoriously bad at taking photos) so i was like ok ok. emotionally i was about to boil over and i think you can see that in the photo bc at first glance it looks normal and then you're like woah ok crazy eyes. so i took the picture and then immediately knocked another comic's vodka soda out of his hand onto the carpet and then i said ok i need to go outside and cry and that is what i did and then i dated that comic for a year and a half. THE END.
2023-08-21 06:50:52 +0000 UTC View Posttattoo joke part 1 who has a bad tattoo? sound off in the comments.
2023-08-15 00:44:55 +0000 UTC View Posta few years ago i was in a commercial for a regional credit union and these are all the lines that didn't make the final cut. the idea was supposed to be that getting a loan is so hard you need a stunt double to do it for you but look at the wig they put my "stunt double" in. i was trying not to be offended but i was like is that really what you think my hair looks like am i a joke to you?? fit brought to you by old navy.
2023-08-14 00:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post