Cum play with @madamekittyrebel NOW .... A BARGAIN TASTER J..
Cum play with @madamekittyrebel NOW .... A BARGAIN TASTER JUST FOR YOU
2022-04-23 22:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started ch..
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. "So how's your home life?" asks the first multimillionaire. "Couldn't be better," replies the second multimillionaire. "I bought an elephant!" "An elephant? Are you crazy?" "It's the best purchase I ever made! He grazes the lawn and makes it nice and even. The kids love to ride him and slide down his trunk, so now they are playing outside and being kids instead of just watching TV all day. My wife loves him too. He's very strong and helps her move things when I'm not around. Honestly, I can't think of a better pet." The first multimillionaire thinks for a moment. "That's actually kind of amazing. How much did you pay for him?" "Five hundred thousand dollars. What a bargain, huh?" "Can I buy him for one million dollars?" "What?! I can't sell him. He's part of my family now!" "Okay. Two million?" "You can't put a price on something so useful!" "Three million?" "Fine. I'll sell him for three million dollars, but only because you're my friend." A few months later, the multimillionaires met again. The first multimillionaire is raging. "The elephant may have been useful to you, but he's a burden to me. He may have grazed your lawn, but he ate all my trees and left dung all over my lawn. The kids are terrified of that huge, noisy, aggressive thing. My wife and I haven't had a good night's sleep in months because the elephant keeps us awake. It's the worst purchase I ever made!" "I don't know what to say," says the second multimillionaire. "But with that attitude, you'll never be able to sell him!"
2022-04-23 21:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post**TIP FOR PEDICURED PHOTOS** What do you call someone obses..
**TIP FOR PEDICURED PHOTOS** What do you call someone obsessed with procuring free pedicures? A clip-toe-maniac
2022-04-23 09:36:37 +0000 UTC View PostđDonât forget to tip your favorite creators today đ It does..
đDonât forget to tip your favorite creators today đ It doesnât always *have* to be much. My page is clearly free with ALOT of free content; I put **alot** of effort in.... photos, full stories, funnies, positivity posts, both free, locked, and audio. I love what I do and enjoy making you smile, laugh and cum đŠđ **TIP**Just enough to show that you enjoy the naked truth about us đđ€ ... Make it worth while !!
2022-04-22 15:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post"Give it to me! Give it to me!" he yelled. "I'm dripping, gi..
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" he yelled. "I'm dripping, give it to me now!" He could scream all he wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella..
2022-04-22 14:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostLying down again! Who cares to join me ?? Get over to @madam..
Lying down again! Who cares to join me ?? Get over to @madamekittyrebel to enjoy VIP TREATMENT!
2022-04-20 22:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Giving my pooch a natural treat !!!!
Giving my pooch a natural treat !!!!
2022-04-18 21:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post**IF YOUVE BEEN ENJOYING MY HARD WORK TODAY, PLEASE TIP ! **..
**IF YOUVE BEEN ENJOYING MY HARD WORK TODAY, PLEASE TIP ! ** What's the difference between a male bunny and a female bunny đ° at easter **about 3 inches of chocolate** !!!
2022-04-17 22:31:57 +0000 UTC View PostIf I've entertaining you today, please consider tipping for ..
If I've entertaining you today, please consider tipping for a **special reward**
2022-04-17 21:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post13 x cow in bikini photos... ohhhh no, that should read ME i..
13 x cow in bikini photos... ohhhh no, that should read ME in cow bikini photos đ€Ł ... cum see !!
2022-04-17 19:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhatâs the difference between an Easter egg and a corpse? T..
Whatâs the difference between an Easter egg and a corpse? The one is laid to rest in a casket, while the other is carried in a basket
2022-04-17 19:07:35 +0000 UTC View PostThus video is one of my absolute favourites .. What do you ..
Thus video is one of my absolute favourites .. What do you think ?????
2022-04-17 18:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the preferred hobby of a group of gay bunnies? Pegg..
What is the preferred hobby of a group of gay bunnies? Pegging
2022-04-17 16:09:17 +0000 UTC View PostSCROLL MY PAGE FOR CONSTANT DROPS TODAY ! Whatâs the Easte..
SCROLL MY PAGE FOR CONSTANT DROPS TODAY ! Whatâs the Easter Bunnyâs favorite drink? After dealing with those youngsters all day, a double IPA with a high alcohol level allows him to get dr*nk quickly. Oh, and the fact that itâs extra hoppy is simply icing on the cake!
2022-04-17 15:56:08 +0000 UTC View PostMaking you laugh ?? **TIP PLEASE!** What did Jesus say to h..
Making you laugh ?? **TIP PLEASE!** What did Jesus say to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross? âDonât touch my Easter eggs, Iâll be back on Monday.â
2022-04-17 15:35:50 +0000 UTC View Post
**Working HARD for Tips !!** A farmer plays a prank on East..
**Working HARD for Tips !!** A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one. Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
2022-04-17 14:32:37 +0000 UTC View PostWe celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a ..
We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs. I canât help but feel there is a massive gap in information somewhere
2022-04-17 12:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostIâm trying to give up innuendos for Lent, but itâs so long a..
Iâm trying to give up innuendos for Lent, but itâs so long and itâs going to be so hard
2022-04-17 12:31:24 +0000 UTC View Post4 x WAND and đ± AND BELLY PLAY !!!!! EASTER đŁ BARGAIN
4 x WAND and đ± AND BELLY PLAY !!!!! EASTER đŁ BARGAIN
2022-04-17 10:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostSCROLL MY PAGE TODAY, ALL DAY !! LOADS OF BARGAIN CHEAP DROP..
SCROLL MY PAGE TODAY, ALL DAY !! LOADS OF BARGAIN CHEAP DROPS JUST FOR EASTER !!
2022-04-17 09:50:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Easter Everyone ! **What did the Easter egg say to th..
Happy Easter Everyone ! **What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick** Please like and comment on your FAVOURITE posts and **Dont forget that tip** !!!!
2022-04-17 09:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhy wouldnât you want to be an Easter egg? You only get laid..
Why wouldnât you want to be an Easter egg? You only get laid once
2022-04-17 09:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostGonna post *LOADS OF BARGAINS* today, so hold onto your hats..
Gonna post *LOADS OF BARGAINS* today, so hold onto your hats your in for a treat ! **HAPPY EASTER**
2022-04-17 08:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostWANNA BITTA BOOTY ? Wanna Spank it ?? LOOK NO FURTHER - join..
WANNA BITTA BOOTY ? Wanna Spank it ?? LOOK NO FURTHER - joined by @finn_tastic **BEST PEACHY IN BUSINESS** 2 minute VIDEO & shower after PHOTOS !
2022-04-17 08:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostBreast n booty man ?? YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS !!
Breast n booty man ?? YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS !!
2022-04-17 07:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostI saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said..
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, âI bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.â **He said, âHave to love Easter, baby.â** **TRYING FOR TIPS**
2022-04-17 06:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the most surprising part about Easter history? That..
What is the most surprising part about Easter history? That a man in his 30s would have 12 friends.
2022-04-17 04:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post