Have I ever told you my horror story about the time my ass s..
Added 2023-09-06 06:45:05 +0000 UTCHave I ever told you my horror story about the time my ass swallowed up a butt plug? Yes, one of those cute jeweled ones that so many people wear. So very, very dangerous - hence why I only own this not so attractive one! It was my first time wearing the pretty blue sparkly plug and, feeling all horny and cute, I decided to ride my dildo at the same time. Within perhaps only a dozen thrusts the plug was sucked up into my asshole and yup...it was stuck. The more I tried to retrieve it, the further up it went. I erupted into a hot sweat and a panic - I was going to be one of those people in A&E with something stuck up their arse. Brilliant. These things only seem to happen to me. Thank FUCK after calming down and interesting finger movements I got the bugger out. And it went straight into the bin. A freak accident, right? No! A few months later I was having a FFM and the very SAME THING happened to the other girl. Thankfully superhero Astrid is a pro and managed to retrieve that wayward toy too. Learn a lesson from this: only wear/suggest partners wear tapered plugs! They're not as pretty but safety should always come first!
