Dear 8 lb, 6 oz newborn baby Jesus, don’t even know a single..
Added 2024-11-16 05:19:45 +0000 UTCDear 8 lb, 6 oz newborn baby Jesus, don’t even know a single word yet, just a little infant so cuddly yet still omnipotent…please let Mike Tyson knock this dude’s actual head off! 🍿🙏🏼🧎♀️➡️🥊
EDIT: My disappointment is immeasurable. My night is ruined. 😩 The only consolation prize was witnessing Tyson’s bare ass in the locker room! 🤭
