A while ago I had an idea of writing men in the way women be..

A while ago I had an idea of writing men in the way women being written by men, behold, my feminist masterpiece. My boyfriend, his homie and I were just hanging out, watching football eating buffalo wings, while the sky outside was as grey as the beard of my GILF coworker. My boyfriend Daniel was a 6 foot 6 inches stud, those being two seperate measurements. He fell head over heels for me, after I threw a piece of cheese at him during a work conference. ‘Wow remember the time Zidane went emotional and head butted? It must be that time of the month again’ Daniel interrupted, ‘Luckily I am not like other boys, I actually have thoughts and read books.’ While Daniel talks about his silly thoughts, I can’t help but noticing Kevin’s toes. Kevin is a boy of ripe age, innocent enough to have fertile peaches, yet lustful enough to tempt me. He was wearing a sheer white shirt, vacuumed in all the right places, yet leaving room for imagination. He has no idea how good these jeans make his bulge look. He’s basically dressed like a slut. Those ample biceps were the clear result of frequent fapping. He couldn’t see how attractive he is. His spongebob boxers shows his not too big but not too small 12 inches testicles, yet his ripe veiny eggplant is delicately mouth watering. With my help, Kevin was now standing naked under fluorescent light, hairless testicles swinging merrily from side to side. I looked over him and thought, meh, too big but that will do. I plopped myself on top of Kevin, ‘hang on, aren’t you going to use any lube?’ His puckered anus clenched in fear, startlingly aroused. ‘Medieval ladies never used lube and virgin boys don’t need that.’ I answered slowly, relishing the word. It was still sealed, new in package, never been impure. Not like Daniel, all used up and infertile, sagging by the weary gravity of life and nagging responsibility. While Kevin gently pulling my thinning grey curls, I humiliated the cuckold Daniel, by putting up my finger into his daisies, which were begging to be inserted. ‘I’m teaching you a lesson for wanting equal pay’ I exclaimed with a devilish grin, while i had my entire thumb into his anus, his tiny moist penis still look ashamed. ‘Yes mommy you hit my P spot,’ Daniel cried with joy. After being satisfied by my double D...egrees, they ejaculated onto each other’s shoulders. ‘Thank you,’ both of them wasn’t able to remember their own names, but only remembered one thing, cumming. Also, you can hire me to write erotica, 39$ Per 100 words promise it will be more gender balanced unless that’s what you like! LOL