I have this thing for feeling sperm inside of me. It's prob..

I have this thing for feeling sperm inside of me. It's probably some instinctual thing hardwired into me, but who cares. I like to feel jizz in my guts. That bothers some people, not many, but a few. It probably grosses them out or something along that line. Not my problem. I like it inside of me, and I love the delivery method. This claim isn't some porn catch. It's not a "Look at me, look at me, I love sperm!" sales pitch. It's not designed to make you horny. It's just a simple fact. I just like cum. Especially when it's in me. If that makes you horny, then even better. Let's move on. I don't need to spend an hour telling you why I like to breed in the broadest sense of the term. On the subject of sperm, I was caught up in an online back and forth that you can pregnant if you allow the sperm to drip out of your ass after an anal creampie and let it flow into your pussy. I have never known anyone who has, but I have heard about many instances where it has happened. I like to term this the "Tokyo Drift." I didn't coin that, but it is fitting. Try explaining that one to an actual "Tokyo Drift" baby. I don't see how you don't end up telling them that they are, in no uncertain terms, "an asshole." It's jizz Friday, so what else? I did have a friend ask me if sperm was fattening. I told her, "If you swallow, he won't give one fuck about how fat you are." So drink all the nut you want, ladies. It's a win-win for everyone. I was once reading this thing, and it basically said in a different way that we are all winners at least once. To make it short and sweet, we are all the fastest sperm out of a set of testicles, and beat we beat out, pun intended, a million other ones to be who we are. Holy shit, I'm out there today—time to stop. I worked out this morning, and it was sucky as fuck. I felt like shit the entire time. Thirty minutes later, I feel fucking great! Fucking Covid, though less severe than the flu, at least for me it has been, is a weird one. It hangs around longer than the flu and fucks with you now and then. Every time I think I got it beat, boom, it gets all up in me and tries to kill me a little bit. Oh well, shit happens, and I know people who have infinitely more problems with it than I did/do. So that humbles me not to complain, especially since I feel perfect right now. I could use a good, long, steady fuck right about now. I'm going to hold off another few days until I know I'm solid and will not pass it around. Doc says I'm past that stage, but I don't trust anything the docs say about Covid because none of them seem to have the same damn story.