Hello everyone. I am going to get fucked today. There will ..
Added 2021-10-06 19:02:52 +0000 UTCHello everyone. I am going to get fucked today. There will be no video of it. He isn't that kind of guy, but his dick is, though. It would make perfect porn videos. Plus, he is jizz shooting son of a gun as he leaves large puddles in my guts. Sometimes down my throat. Today I will have him leave a pond of jizz on me somewhere, and we are taking pics of it. Wide-open Wednesday is upon us, so let us get things wide open then, shall we? I got myself all worked up over a stupid GIF, and now I'm stuck thinking about dick. I can't get it out of my head. I keep going back and looking at it. Sure, he's a good-looking guy and has a great body but his dick. It doesn't matter who that dick is attached to, and it is worthy of being worshiped like a god. It's weird. I just want to make it happy. I want to hold it, snuggle it, make it warm and comfortable, and never let it go. Fuck, I'm weird as fuck. Who cares. It's not like I'll ever see this penis face to face. It's some random dude on Twitter that could have made this GIF 10 yrs ago. Not that I wouldn't want to, I absolutely would. His dick is so beautiful he would have to fuck fast because I am about to cum just looking at it. But the odds are slim, and more likely none that would happen. Plus, even if I did, I would have to convince him to slip it in my guts until I melt girl jizz down his shaft till it drips off his balls. Good luck with that. Most of the guys you see swinging meat around on Twitter these days are more into dick than I am. I'm fucking myself up with this stuff. On to the next thing. I got a text from some ding dong I refuse to go out with. "Hey bae get smokin I takin u out Boo!" Apparently, I am Casper, the friendly ghost. If you text me like this, then you are going to talk to me like this. After about 5 minutes of that, I'll end up stabbing you with a fork, and things will just go south from there. I never caught on to the let us pretend we are stupid game. I refuse to play it.
