Oh, the dumb shit I'll do to get laid. I feel like I might ..

Oh, the dumb shit I'll do to get laid. I feel like I might be the only one playing that game, but that just can't be true. I spent two hours trying to get laid with a dude trying to convince me what a great guy he is and how much he respects women. In the end, my nausea overrode my sex drive. I promise you I won't give a shit about how much you respect me if you don't give a shit how much I don't respect you. Just put it in me, for fucks sake! You telling me how much of a great guy you are, and all the yak-inducing details that being a great guy entails kind of screams you are a creeper. How about this. You just think of me as a person with tits and a pussy, and I'll think of you as a person with testicles and a dick. Other than that, I am just like you. So, let us just abuse each other's equipment to the best of our abilities. I don't need a good guy to be my knight in shining armor. I need a guy that breeds me properly and then orders wings for the both of us afterward. No, I didn't get laid last night. I got bored, fidgety, and exhausted. If he weren't so pretty to look at, I would have given up after 5 minutes. He is one of those guys who is so pretty that I could literally just sit him on the couch naked and masturbate to him daily. Other than that, he is a waste of a perfect body transporting a dick. A dick that I did not get to feel poking around in my guts. I did rub one out, though. That was fun. I watched my Pure Mature video and came when he slipped it in me from behind. It is one of two actual videos that I made for the big studios that I actually had an orgasm while making it. Just one. The rest were fake. The one I had was pretty awesome. You don't forget those kinds of cums, or at least I don't. Anyway, I'm getting off track here. Yes, I had a good rub out, but a good fuck would have been better last night! I know you guys think it's simple for me to get fucked. It really isn't. I scare a lot of guys for some reason. I don't know why. I don't bite. Even if you asked me to, I probably wouldn't bite you anyway. I don't expect mind-blowing sex the first time out. I have been around for more than long enough that the first fuck may be the most memorable, but it won't be the best. Complete failure doesn't deter me. It's the effort that counts for me. I lose a lot of good potential fucks due to embarrassment or being over self-conscious. He came too soon, didn't make me cum, didn't stay hard, whatever. Pfft. Shit happens. It's not all about a perfect sexual experience. It's about the entire experience, especially with someone new. If I made you cum too fast, yay for me! It tells me I'm making your dick pretty damn happy. I'll get off, don't you worry. I think I have only had one or two guys with chronic speed nutting. All the rest have settled down as we got more comfortable with each other. The same thing with the no show no grow game. Eventually, I got what I wanted. Sure, there were some pharmaceuticals involved in some cases, but why would anyone even give a crap? I guess if you didn't like taking it, it's a problem. You can use the shot. I know guys who swear by it because there are no side effects. But then again, I'm not the one doing it. The end result is a hard dick, and not one fuck is given by me as to how it got that way. You know you're going to get fucked when I remind you to take your pill. The way I see it is you take medications for high hypertension, and they work. No shame in that whatsoever. Same thing with sexually related things. Who gives a fuck as long as they work? Not me. They are my best friend. I am just saying.