Hump day. And I will be getting humped. Or at least I bett..

Hump day. And I will be getting humped. Or at least I better be. I have plans. Better yet, my vagina has plans. Don’t disappoint my vagina. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. I am just saying. Moving on. I am looking forward to a wonderfully large and perfect penis to rearrange a few things inside of me and leave me sperm greasy a bit later this afternoon. I want to put it in my ass, but two things are stopping me. It’s very large. I don’t know that I could get much more than the head in there. I don’t know; I bet if we went slowly, we could bury it. It would be the longest cock I ever buried in my colon if we do it. I wonder if I will feel it pushing against my insides when it’s that deep? I mean, it has to push some things around. It would be physically impossible if it didn’t. I kind of have to know what that feels like. I know when I get fucked on the edge of the bed missionary by him, I can see his cock head poking around when it slides in. It makes a bump and moves. That makes me cum almost immediately and repeatedly. It freaks him out a little because he thinks it hurts me, so we don’t do it that way as often as I would like. We are going to do it that way tonight for sure. I want to put my hand on the bump and feel his cock head move around in my guts. I haven’t done that yet with him. The bump disappears when he goes balls to box, not sure where it goes when that happens. I want him to back out just enough I can see the bump and touch it and then have him dump his testicles so I can see if can feel him pumping sperm in my belly. I feel like if I can feel that, then I might just end up being the cock-slave to a 24 yr old that I want to be. If it happens, I am pretty sure my brain is going to release a dopamine overload of epic proportions that will definitely turn me into a groveling cock hound. Let’s keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best! I stepped on the scale today. 127 lbs. I used to weigh 105 lbs back in the day. I am 5 ft 8 3/4 inch, so 5ft 9 inches is what the doc uses. I guess that is reasonably tall. I am on a workout hiatus for about another week. I screwed up my elbow, kept working out, made it worse, so now I’m paying the price. I had no problems giving a solid handjob yesterday for the first time in a while without it hurting so things are looking up! I wonder how much my boobs weigh? I don’t know. I think I gained three pounds on each side, so six pounds total sounds correct, but I can’t really be sure. I bet it is correct. I am going to lose 8 pounds over the next two months. You will see some serious shredding and definition. It is rather amazing what a small amount of weight loss will do when you lift. You get ripped, abs, definition, the whole thing. I believe the magic number for guys is around 16 pounds when you start to see that. It will be fun, so let’s see if we can notice the changes. My clit always gets bigger when I lose the weight so that is a two-thumbs-up box bonus! I like guys. I like girls. I like them both at the same damn time. I have determined that I am not gay. Bisexual maybe, but I think bisexual is more akin to just being sexually adventurous. I guess I don’t know how other people work, but for me, over the years I have learned that pussy is fun, playing gay is fun, but dick is what my body craves physically and emotionally. Not that I haven’t given it my best at being a full-time muff muncher, I have. It always ends up just being pure lust on my part. Pussy is outstanding, but cock, well, that is on another level. I have been known to worship a hard dick obsessively, pussy not so much. I suspect it’s in reverse for straight guys. Dick takes on a life of its own for me. I often think more about the cock than I do about the guy it’s attached to. That has never happened with a pussy. Chicks are way more fun to look at dressed but dicks, well, they win the battle. Plus the bonus is the testicles. As ugly as they can be, they are like a bulldog. Not particularly pretty, but fuck, they grow on you. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know. I was accused of being anti-gay a few times over my career. Once while I was living with a girl, as in romantically living with a girl. Of course, I have been accused of being just about everything. I find the accusers of these things tend to be the actual perpetrators of the accusation. Except when they accuse me of being a whore. I admit I am a ho at heart. But fuck, who wouldn’t want to be? If I could go back in time, what would I change? I would be more of a whore than I thought possible. That’s about it. Everything else has been pretty fucking outstanding. As always, I am just saying here.