So I am going to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight for some guys’ b..

So I am going to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight for some guys’ birthday party. I am going to be the only chick there. I will be old enough to be all of their moms. I’m okay with that. My boy-toy thinks of me as one of the guys, but with a pussy he can sink his dick into whenever he pleases. He is correct about sinking the dick whenever he pleases. The one of the boys’ thing not so much but I’ll keep pretending to keep the dick sliding in. I am supercurious as to who the guys are and what the vibe might end up being. I don’t want to cheat on him with his friends, but then again, I kind of do. I don’t want to downgrade dicks is my main issue. My boy-toy, aka Bob, has such a gorgeous 9-inch penis with the biggest, roundest, freshest testicles ever. I don’t want to end up with a mediocre penis because I just felt like getting some new dick. In other words, I’m afraid I might lose the cock that I find myself thinking about at random moments. It’s not worth the chance so I’ll try to be on my best behavior. I have this idea about joking around with him about getting group banged by his friends so he can show them who’s boss with that magical dick of his. See what I’m doing there? Using his big dick ego to get what I want without losing his big dick. It could work. It could also backfire. I have had group sex where everyone gets wildly jealous and it turns into a complete disaster afterward. I don’t really get jealous. About the worst thing that happens is I get annoyed if I’m left out of the fun. I’m hoping my boy-toy isn’t the jealous or insecure type, but I don’t know yet. I have spent all my time teaching how to use his treasure of a cock like a man and not one of these new-fangled dildo heads with painted fingernails. I need to see if I can get him to step up his game and expand the old sexual horizons into some crazy shit. When we do fuck tonight, no matter how it goes down, and hopefully it will go down more than a few times, it will be epic. I haven’t been laid in almost a week and I have not rubbed one out of respect for his cock. Actually, I just want to see if I hold off and let his dick do its magic in my guts how stupid it will make me. I want his dick to turn me into a begging, incoherent cock whore. It’s a whole new level of mental stress/turnon when a 24 yr old makes you lick his sperm off the floor because he knows he can. I haven’t done that, but I’m hoping it happens soon. Just saying. I got to thinking this morning what was the worst most offensive pickup line I have ever dropped in real life to someone I absolutely did not know but found wildly attractive. It was easy. A MILF in a jewelry store looking at earrings beside me was the recipient. To me, she was so hot I was already tasting her on my tongue. I lost control of my thoughts for a minute. It happens sometimes. It’s why I give guys a pass or two for dumb things they say. I understand it. I am not immune to it. She held up a pair of earrings to her ears and looked in the mirror and then at me and smiled. I said they looked great and here it cums folks, I added “the only thing that I think would look better behind your ears are your ankles.” Talk about sudden awkward silence. I knew I crossed the line the second I said it. I said, “good talk, have a nice day." and split as fast as I could. I have no idea why I thought that was appropriate. I know better. I had heard that line before somewhere and it just slipped out. I know prior to saying it I was thinking how great she would look with her legs spread and my face between them. Probably around that point, I lost control of my thoughts which means my mouth says whatever it wants. I wish I hadn’t said it. She was probably straight as an arrow, so the shock factor sunk in even more hearing that from a complete stranger. It might have even been less abrasive if a guy had said it. In the end, it’s not the end of the world. I have gotten much worse, so I know how she felt. It’s a story for her, how some crazy lesbian made a pass at her. For me, it’s just one of those brain farts that seems to happen now and then.