Twas the night before Christmas (and my birthday's tomorrow ..
Added 2024-12-24 17:00:18 +0000 UTCTwas the night before Christmas (and my birthday's tomorrow too!),
The only one awake was a needy whore,
Would you cum in the front,
Or fill my back- door?
(OK so I'm not great at poetry, but I'd still like to be filled with all of your presents 😘)
