

H e l l o w my dear fuckers!
"SAM!! So rare of you to be out three days!!"
I know, I know!! I'll tell you why, wait!!! Don't kill me!!
You see how I'm clearly not at home?! I went to visit a friend!! A b e a u t i f u l redhead (A friend of my ex's wife (long story)) who _seemed_ to be willing to try OnlyFans!