

Don't mind me, just tanning my lady parts...
Fun "fact", I recently heard about this thing called 'perineum sunning' where you put your butt in the sunlight and apparently your anus receives an intense dose of vitamin D and you get a huge boost in energy.
Apparently “in a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on" LOOOOL. Not sure about the validity of that, but made me chuckle, and any excuse to get my butthole out... right?