

💋 IMPORTANT UPDATE 💋 I *love* sexting with y'all! But it do..
Added 2023-03-05 04:17:07 +0000 UTC💋 IMPORTANT UPDATE 💋
I *love* sexting with y'all! But it does require focused attention, and it's clunky to lock every message or interrupt our fun every 10 minutes to ask you to re-up with a tip. My rates have up until now been $2/minute.
Moving forward, you will need to tip upfront to reserve me. $60 for every half hour. If that seems like a lot, remember that I only keep 80% and then lose another 25-33% for taxes. So for an hour of fun with me at 120, I only end up keeping about 75-80.
Just ask me if I have some time to play. Your beautiful blue-eyed boyfriend-for-the-night will show up if I am. And I'll let you know if I can't swing it because I'm at a comedy club or something. Chatting is always free — but again —if one of us starts getting aroused, I should be getting tipped.
This new policy will let me REALLLLLLY focus on turning you on. With all my comedy and podcasting and writing projects, you'll need to catch my eye to get my attention.