Her phone died and we were looking everywhere for it. Well, ..
Added 2022-10-05 16:12:45 +0000 UTCHer phone died and we were looking everywhere for it. Well, I was, she was sitting and eating. Turns out she was sitting on the phone the whole time, it was stuck between her ass cheeks. I asked her, “didn’t you feel your phone wedged up your ass crack!?” She burped in response.
