

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAYYY ITS MY BIRTHDAY LOL!! $5 = Happy Birthday $15 = Buy me a drink $25 = “I’m a fucking loser and I wish I could watch your birthday sex” lmao $100 = Instant birthday orgasm (I’ll make myself cum wherever I am) and you get a 🤏 emoji beside your username cause you obviously have a tiny little dick which therefore means you don’t get to cum all day! Because it’s my birthday and all I wanna do is stop losers from having orgasms ahahahahaha