

Public Patio Pig-Out
Patio season is winding down now that fall has arrived, and it just hit me—we haven’t had a meal together yet. Let’s change that, shall we? I’ve got a large pizza and some soda, ready to feast right here on my patio, in full view of all my neighbors. What a sight that’ll be for them. Imagine looking out your window and seeing a greedy fatass like me, devouring every bite without a care. The cool fall breeze, the sound of soda fizzing, and the spectacle of my indulgence right there for the whole world to witness. I wonder what they'll think when they see just how far I’m willing to go.
And after gorging for a while, I couldn’t resist giving them an even better show, jiggling my full, heavy belly right there on the patio. The weight of it, sloshing with every move, must’ve made for quite the view. But I started getting too hot, sweating under the weight of all that indulgence, so I brought the rest of my pizza inside. More privacy to finish what I started, and to really let loose without the neighbors knowing just how far I’ll go behind closed doors.
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Clip features: public eating, fat chat, casual chit chat