I’m better at spreading my legs than I am at gardening. This..
Added 2023-05-15 09:16:09 +0000 UTCI’m better at spreading my legs than I am at gardening. This is genuinely my last 24 hours. Yesterday my lawnmower caught fire 60 seconds into me using it. I contacted someone to come round to have a look at it. He fucked me all day, all night, and all morning. And my lawnmower is still broken. Sometimes I’m too impulsive for my own good but I feel well and truly fucked and I love that feeling 😂🤭
