Why would I ever sit on a regular seat when I could be sitti..
Added 2023-11-12 19:00:10 +0000 UTCWhy would I ever sit on a regular seat when I could be sitting on your face? Especially when I'm this gassy... Can you imagine how disgusting it would be if I was like, gassing myself out every time I farted? 🤮 Ewww, no. That's your job, seat. Open up wide and suck them straight out of my asshole so I never have to smell anything 😈
