

It has come to my attention that some of you would like to see me with a boner. I haven’t made any posts featuring penile nudity as of yet, so here I am holding an animal bone suggestively by a campfire. The bone serves to represent my penis, while the fire represents your burning desire to see it. That’ll have to be good enough for now 😘💕🦴
Thank you all for being interested in the life and times of this lowly cool guy with a penis. Stick around for some fun surprises 😉