Me: "Please, benevolent gatekeeper of this small gnome house..
Added 2024-09-18 12:35:18 +0000 UTCMe: "Please, benevolent gatekeeper of this small gnome house, won't you let me in? All my clothes got snatched up by the wicked forest goblin, I'm just in my boots and panties, it's... kind of weird... and the wind is picking up."
Gatekeeper: *difficult to translate into English gnome words*
Me: "Wait what? You're telling me I have to take hole pics for my only fans subscribers, and only THEN will you let me in...? Ok 👍 "
