THIS COULD BE YOU. LOL. I’ve wanted a shrimp tank for so lon..
Added 2025-02-24 15:00:35 +0000 UTCTHIS COULD BE YOU. LOL. I’ve wanted a shrimp tank for so long, so I finally decided— I’M GETTING IT! I’m setting up a beautiful little shrimp paradise where they’ll be spoiled, adored, and living their best tiny lives. And guess what? You can be a part of it.
Tip to claim a shrimp, and I’ll name it after you!
•$25 – Basic Shrimp: I name a shrimp after you and send you a pic 📸 🥰
•$50 – VIP Shrimp: You get a named shrimp, a cute little video of it, and a personal thank-you message 🦐 😍
• $100 – Spoiled Shrimp: All of the above, plus I feed “your” shrimp on camera while teasing you about how lucky they are to be under my care instead of you 🤯 🤩
Tell me your favorite Neocaridina shrimp color, and I’ll try to match it too! They’ll get the best care (unlike you, LOL), swimming around while I grow herbs 🌿 and strawberries 🍓 from the top of the tank 🥰
Who’s ready to become my tiny, wiggly pet?
