When I date someone, they’re always subjected to watching me..
Added 2023-03-16 00:23:05 +0000 UTCWhen I date someone, they’re always subjected to watching me try on my impulse clothing purchases, and you know what, fine, I’m LONELY and I MISS THAT. Whew, feels good to get that off my chest. I have some other things to get off my chest too, but I’m gonna make you watch me spin around in them first. Welcome to the ol’ “put it on to just to take it off, or pull it to the side” try on and slide off haul from me spending way too long in Target today trying to remember what I went there for. My ex used to stare off vacantly and say “very nice babe,” but I know you’d do me better 🧡 Side note: it was kinda exhilarating to know the gal watching my dog this week was about to be here when I started filming this. Without further ado (I’ll make this a quickie 😋), I’m on my hands and knees begging you: Will you please be my TARGET audience? *update* I just realized it was apple cider vinegar and NO that’s not what I bought, oopsies.
